Delivery Guy 📦

fantasy football is funny cuz in one league i’m commissioner i upped auction budget from $200 to $250 w/o announcing and people freaked out, had to change it back.

other league commish went from $150 to $270 with zero warning before draft and everyone was like fuck yeah more $$

also, denny, you're wrong about Tony Romo. i've probably agreed with everything you've ever said about football and politics, but you're wrong about Tony Romo.

appreciate all the hard work you guys put in, can't wait for next week's show 🎣

that's it, that's the entire story. i also asked it the question on Patreon through my account with personal info because i thought it was perfect for the show

my mom, who is never home when this happens and never gets packages delivered, says "why didn't they ring the doorbell? they should ring the doorbell"

i was so appalled by this statement that my first thought was "i need to ask the East Coast Dads what they think about this"

my mom and i are having lunch last week when the amazon delivery person drops of packages on the porch. there's a window next to the table in the kitchen and we can see the package dropped off just a few feet from us

currently living in my parent's basement

dad is out of town, he orders amazon packages very frequently. mom never orders any packages at all, prob 5 total online orders in her life.

exciting times when my favorite fishing podcast thinks i'm a bot @livingthestream.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social @lateroundqb.bsky.social

here's some context behind my question (also didn't realize the topic of the question matches the new profile theme, that was a little too on the nose)

Kirkland baby wipes >

COWBOYS FINALLY DID SOMETHING I CAN’T BELIEVE IT 🤠

can’t believe the Cowboys really snuck in a good trade while Jerry was sleeping.

i’m ready to get my heart broken again 🙂

Josh Allen is what Jerry Jones thought Brock Osweiler could be

death, taxes, and jerry jones trying to outsmart everyone by picking a head coach nobody likes

10/10 bit from Cowboys Reddit

I’ve been thinking about this for an hour

NGL I'm always gonna root for Hamlin

👀

A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation

---> WAS (45) @ DET (28) <---
DET has 4th & 8 at the WSH 10, Q4 05:01

Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Bates 28 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-H.Hatten, Holder-J.Fox.

They Ben Johnson’d too close to the sun.

yoo @lateroundqb.bsky.social i didn’t know cooper kupp retired after the regular season

best stars we have is that Johnny won the Rose Bowl and Shane bombed the Fiesta Bowl

this really you? sending you good energy for the recovery process can’t wait to see you back on the field wreaking havoc (except when my Boys visit LV next season)

The Cowboys are 3rd in pass rush win rate since Micah Parsons came back, fwiw

redzone was fun while it lasted

Stroud crying as Dell is carted off the field. this is where the Chiefs run ends. prayers for Tank man don’t run it back too quick get healthy the NFL is better with you

OH NOW HAVE YOU YOUR BEST GAME OF THE SEASON NATHANIEL 😭

might just start njoku under the assumption DTR will get benched by the third quarter

don’t like this at all. when there’s an NFL game it’s like everything else stops so i can watch. need some personal and family time damn you roger goodell

can’t believe we went from “David Njoku league winner possible TE1 down the stretch” to “let’s hope the Browns can put up at least 6 points”

yup

Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. This is the final one of those threads for the 2024 season. The Week 15 data dump starts here.