jellyunicorn

i just wanna dissolve

really nothing about my gender identity brings me happiness anymore

anyways had to wake up to take a shit at 3 am and havent been able to sleep ever since, fuck my stupid chungus life

<- forced to live in OCG territories that isn't exactly east asia, give me vjump promo cards or give me death

im getting too much attention on twxttxr go away

she can't keep getting away with it

le wokisme

my ass being boring and not really listening to music paid off

part of me wants to hop back on HD2 other part is so fkin done with arrowhead lol

resist libs when you ask them to do decades of cuomintang insurgency:

poop from a fart

one of these days i will top a regional sized tournament, i've had a ton of luck with dierolls/RPS in big tournaments so far. this is the first time i've had dieroll luck as bad as this and i got my best result yet.

got 10th place at the 2nd farfa genesys open. 1-7 in RPS. broke most boards with only engine + fallen & virtuous. really proud of the list & while i made small misplays i don't think they decided any match

testing is going pretty bad even though im winning most of my games but thats up to Db players being ass at my current elo , my technical play with radiant typhoon is very bad and i feel the list is missing something. this format rules

i feel pretty bad

they're killing this thing like the nazis at nuremburg the Prog Situation is Crazy

oh yeah i forgot to post my prog list this week

(i swear this account isn't just Prog Updates)

this is probably my best and most fun cook yet. normal summon krebons forever. also has anyone seen my dad he went out to grab some milk

do NOT look at this guys side deck

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still i think most people got it from tournament packs smh

i have invented this new thing when it gets cold outside called “soup”. okra and chicken

ive been pulling without box odds this whole time :(

also i think not having had the chance to get book of life at all is a bit unfair but whatever. i will beat you all (except roze probably)

got absolutely scammed in prog with no compensation given in return. of course Big Prog would dispossess Trans

poop from a butt now i got nothin on machines

so i saw a bunch of cyber dragon fusions in my pool and immediately assumed chimeratech was in there

wait hang on a minute,

three days after pyramid turtle's crucifixion by the pagan overspillic mob, He was resurrected. (by mezuki probably)

another undefeated sweep with zombies another 10 trillion to pyramid turtle

shes done it again

getting closer