MarkThePage

great so now you're one of those basic bitches out there collecting mululus like they're beanie babies and y2k's just around the corner

You have 100% of my attention.

Oh, don't get your hopes up... It's all downhill unless we ditch all protection and disruption to run 2x Graceful Charity (by the way, WHAT?) in a Salvation build. I'm not adjusting well to the loss of my shenanigans :(

I've never been earlier to a party.

*Yu-nion

(Wait a second... What is Duke doing here, hiding behind Yugi?)

I rejected an offer to make sponsored videos on my YouTube channel. Paying less than 10% of the standard rate, basically asking me to produce free ads for them. Honestly insulting.

That they would not negotiate implies that other YugiTubers have accepted... Y'all, you gotta have some self respect.

No, I cheated--pre-made dough. Having only made cake breads, I didn't want to stress about learning too much for a quick, new recipe. For once, I was merciful to myself.

What deck am I cooking today?

I had a life-changing potato & cheese bureka at Bread's Bakery in NYC and just had to make a vastly inferior batch at home. And I did it! They are mediocre AND greater in quantity! Success!

Man, I can't be leading humanity from the icy abyss and reestablishing civilization. I'm tired. I just wanted to get groceries.

Woe is me, for my perfect twink booty belies my overbearing personality.

Those who break the social contract do not deserve to be protected by it.

No polite sympathy is owed to those who hatefully dehumanize others.

Images that exude way too much power:

Apparently lucky packs can appear in Wonder Pick in Pokemon TCG Pocket! Now I can add to my stack of waaay too many Infernapes.

I didn't know it was possible to be so seen.

YouTube video by MarkThePage How to Win with Crystal Beasts - 2025 Edition

It took a long time to finish this year's big Crystal Beast guide, partly because it's 41 minutes long, not counting the 10-minute section on Snake-Eyes Doomed Dragon that was uploaded separately.

I hope I don't owe the world anything more after this: youtu.be/UxWG8I-GUu8

God I hope it comes with a receipt.

My YouTube analytics sensed a great disturbance in the force of Yu-Gi-Oh tournament policy announcements.

Has Rainbow Ruins been performing well for you? Without Apollousa, I've been using Kyotou Waterfront or Treasures of the Kings instead. I was trying with Knightmare Gryphon for a while, but then that got banned too.

What deck? I think I've only shown my weird, slightly outdated Master Duel lists.

My new Crystal Beast guide video took five hours to record. It'll be the next upload. Please find the patience to wait just a little longer, and share some of it with me as I try to edit this monster...

The definition of insanity is plugging in the same equipment with the same settings, and getting different results every time. Am I eternally bad at videography, or is this just how it works?

YouTube video by MarkThePage Reviewing the fashion of Mario Kart World

I made a video reviewing/gushing/making dumb jokes about the outfits in Mario Kart World. Although the gameplay is lacking, the worldbuilding is wonderful and also it gave us biker Peach, humanity's greatest achievement: youtu.be/ytTVgamKNBo

how does someone misspell el shaddoll winda that badly

I'll take that as a compliment. Also, your retweet has more likes than my original post. Does that mean I, as the kids say, got ratioed?

I know I've aired some grievances about Mario Kart World. But experiencing Rainbow Road for the first time, sitting directly in front of a 60in TV, just annihilated my virginity.

It does assuage the complexity somewhat, but makes me question even more how all of these effects were considered necessary. The "reveal 3 and put back" to search, the flipping causing two separate trigger effects, the "reveal and then set anything" just for Pot of the Forbidden...

"Mr. Konami, everyone is talking about Endymion."
"Ah, yes, they must want more cards just like it!"

I can't believe the design team looked at this and thought, "Yes, this is a reasonable number of effects to make the players read and keep track of in a manual game printed with size 3 font."

Just as I upload a video about how Yu-Gi-Oh cards are overly complex... Each of the upcoming Enneacraft monsters has 5 conditions and 10-12 actions to execute, written across 150+ words.

I can't imagine a new player pulling this from a pack and NOT quitting immediately.

A new upload has 50 views and 3 comments to read: "Oh boy, engagement!"

A new upload has 5000 views and 300 comments to read: "Oh no, engagement..."