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Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos. youtube.com/markthepage

96 Followers  |  27 Following  |  161 Posts  |  Joined: 30.01.2025  |  1.8041

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BECAUSE THEY ARE. Every few sets they continue giving CB off-brand support that'd be trash even in 2008. They know what they're doing to me.

10.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called Rainbow Bridge... it has a rainbow... it involves lv10 and field spells... It's not a Crystal Beast card.

To be a Crystal Beast player is to know suffering.

10.02.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something has awakened in my brain and suddenly I can play piano and it's all I can think about. I'm sure it has nothing to do with procrastinating videos and prep for YCS Richmond.

05.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heaven forbid any bodily harm come to your copy of Cupsyβ˜†Yummy.

04.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed opportunity to use a thumbtack.

04.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought Retaliating C in starlight rare thinking the overdone foil would obscure the picture. Nope, it foils everything BUT the foot and now I'm gonna get distracted during matches when I'm supposed to be focusing on card games.

03.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯Ί P-pwease don't use that Bubblebeam on my hot wittle tail! UwU πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

31.01.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Will Allow Same-Sex Relationships & Non-Binary Miis Finally fulfilling the "more inclusive" promise

We can make straight Miis!!! Huge news for all the heterosexual gamers who will finally be able to see people like them depicted in media. (I still don't want any heteros on my island, personally, but I support y'all doing your own thing.)

www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...

29.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I pray to you o lord almighty god that this is just satire and not the real end-stage enshittification of a product that had a monopoly for 30 years

29.01.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"As the layers of sediment build up on top of one another, they create a physical timeline. ... Reading the layers is complicated by the fact that as continents move and mountains rise, the layers are often tipped sideways and altered in other ways." (From the CU Museum of Natural History)

26.01.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, that's different. Far from the worst snowstorm New England's seen in my lifetime, but strong wind! (I am SO tempted to open this window.)

26.01.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on whose side of the plate I'm putting it on

24.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive preview of what I'm cooking for tomorrow's yugioh video

24.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fleur takes up almost the entire picture and my boys are shoved in the corners--OPPOSITE corners. Fleur is like if Dolores Umbridge learned that gay people exist and summon from the Extra Deck.

24.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Konami doesn't allow former Dogmatikas Adin and Theo to have a bunch of upgraded forms like Kitt because they're gay and Konami only likes underage cat girls.

24.01.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am dead inside, and scripting a Yummy Mimighoul guide.

21.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where did you get this screenshot of me trying to build Genesys Yummy?

17.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what you've been doing, but for me every matchup has been the most life-draining slog. The absolute lowest-quality Yugioh gameplay I ever see. Infinite stall and few decks have any way to have any chance to maybe interact with it.

14.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an extremely strong opinion about people who play Paleo decks. I cannot fathom how the most grating and miserable deck in Yugioh's history is also, in my unfortunate Genesys experience, one of the most popular.

14.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

why do they call it side deck when you side in the cold card side out hot eat the card

12.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
this lego pokemon set is $650 + tax.

this lego pokemon set is $650 + tax.

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Venusaur, buddy, you feeling okay?

12.01.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My insomnia's back, and you know what that means! I am coming up with new Yugioh combos whether I want to or not.

12.01.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the first person I've heard this from. I know I lose a ton of time to this game, but as a combo deck builder and now content creator my experience isn't universal. Still I haven't been devoting ENOUGH time to studying the meta. The pace of new card/deck releases is so unreasonable...

10.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't worry babe, I just read the Elven Notes' magic circles for the lore."

06.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this where your cursed eyes went

06.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you like:
- fantasy
- or romance
- or mysteries
- or friends
- or fashion
- or battles
- or princesses who never surrender
- or warriors who talk about their feelings
- or finding strength in beauty
- or just sweet revenge
Then you will love The Princess Knight, the best book I have ever read.

31.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing Genesys Format as Takahashi intended, with four different kinds of sleeves on my main deck.

29.12.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You know those little potato bitches with the happy faces

You know those little potato bitches with the happy faces

My Dogmatika Mimighouls discarded all of Joe's Gem-Knight fusions and his will to live, so today's baking project is a desperate attempt at a peace offering.

28.12.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On Switch 2 I have finally experienced the legendary, magical world of Final Fantasy 7. Uh... I did not know Midgar would be so hilariously pedestrian!

But the intro mission required killing a dog to progress, so putting this game down was easy.

28.12.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Them's pinwheel cookies drizzled with chocolate. I didn't have sprinkles so I put oats on the rims which mostly fell off because I wasn't gonna make an adhesive egg wash or something for OATS. Who would.

Them's pinwheel cookies drizzled with chocolate. I didn't have sprinkles so I put oats on the rims which mostly fell off because I wasn't gonna make an adhesive egg wash or something for OATS. Who would.

Expectation: follow Mark to get updates on his YouTube videos

Reality: Hey guys, I listened to the Pokemon Christmas album too much and they talk about Brock making Christmas cookies so I spent three hours making these. (The chocolate refused to melt until mixed with coconut oil.)

25.12.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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