brian

found out i can archive my ig stories sooner than 24 hours and now i can’t stop

didn’t she give birth like a week ago

and of course we’re all familiar with the non woke musicals

why do I feel like they tried to sell it for $400 and didn’t realize they had to add two more zeroes bc the computer automatically input the decimal 💀

apparently this was an april fools joke but my mom dying wasn’t!

my mom’s iced tea dying with her is crazy

i hate the french but this is kind of iconic

not to be that guy but like… yeah lol
staying on the website formerly known as twitter is crazy

ok but did they consider i don’t want my phone bill to increase by $5 per month

divine intervention

Chappell Roan stuns as a dentist

people are so fickle I can’t believe they’re still over there. bitches

that face is gonna go triple platinum on my phone

this fiona erasure

99% sure its carbon monoxide if they all died

truly so stupid how fall and winter make me want to f*ll in l*ve every year without fail… developing a crush? in this economy? i yearn for euthanasia

whores

a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .

me at the invisible jar store

is london not close enough?

me watching the nike super bowl commercial on repeat

wow they want me to cry immediately

pop base after using the scrambling pun in this post

what kind of fate is this

tried sushi for the first time in december and i’ve had it roughly 8 times since. overnight addiction i’m so serious

IMPRESSIVE

same but now that i know I’m like yep. that’s hans zimmer alright

i also can’t believe this is his legit presidential portrait like he just looks so sinister. fitting but makes me feel increasingly uneasy the more i see it

should i kill myself

RON’S BEEN SPLINCHED