felisa v. reynolds

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.

Make it make sense.

You didn’t vote for Kamala because you thought she was a warmonger and you spread that message to others. How you all holding up tonight?

The “Kamala Harris will start WWIII” stuff seems ridiculous today.

Opinion | The debate about ICE, the military, and assassinations is taking up too much political oxygen. It's time to shift the subject back to Harvard.

Remember, we *had* a diplomatic resolution to the Iran nuclear issue, thanks to the JCPOA that Obama put in place after years of hard work, but then President Spiteful Shithead withdrew the U.S. from the pact in 2018 and everything fell apart.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

We feed you.
They hunt us.

My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.

I hate these people, and I know someone is going to say that we should be trying to reach them, but I am sick of playing along with their bullshit. They knew, they didn't care until it impacted their community.

these numbers are a decent indication that the whole "the left is ostracizing young men" thing is, if not entirely fictional, at least very overblown

I’ll accept this.

I don’t know any woman or Black politician/person who could be this ineffective for 30 years and not only keep their job but have folks breaking their necks justifying why they should. Bernie is a disrupt or with no substantive output.

Today in things you’re not allowed to post on TikTok 🙄
The app really is dead

Who is “we”?

I believe this means the sun will set over the entirety of the British Empire tonight for the first time in several hundred years. Chagos is the dot below India on this map. Sunset in the Pitcairns (dot in the Pacific) will happen ~40 minutes before sunrise in Akrotiri and Dhekelia (dot on Cyprus).

Donald Trump‘s insane and inaccurate rant about the deaths of white South Africans renews questions about Biden’s mental state

On the topic of presidential mental acuity, the current president was awake at 1:30am rage tweeting about his former opponents’ crowd sizes and calling Beyoncé, Bono, and Bruce Springsteen ‘unpatriotic entertainers.’ Where is the news cycle about his fitness for office?

I saw Beyoncé at Soldier field. I will never recover.

I’ll let him have the plane in exchange for us keeping habeas corpus 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Pope’s got hot sauce in his bag

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

AUTHORITIES SAY THE CHICAGO POPE CAN BE RECOGNIZED BY HIS HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS AND INCREDIBLY FOUL MOUTH.

two men in suits and hats dancing in front of a sign that says help ALT: two men in suits and hats dancing in front of a sign that says help

He’s on a Mission From God

The text logo for the show Chicago Hope edited poorly to say Chicago Pope

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More: “Bebe’s ice cream recs” please

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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If Delroy Lindo doesn’t get a Best Supporting Actor nod for Sinners

How come “shrinking government” always involves taking away school lunches and building 3,000 more prisons.