Nelion🎃✨️

Imprisoned for his crimes

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Lord tell me about it

Fml I just saw posted ai art on here. Fuck ai and people who use it Jesus

#fuckai
#suckmyassai
#fuckyoudidntmakethat

Steve has really been trying his best recently. I think it's taking it's toll.

The father, the son, and the holy zoom

A jack-o-lantern on someone’s porch steps. The pumpkin is old and starting to rot in such a way that it looks like an old man with no teeth, making a grumpy expression, with the top also falling in. This pumpkin has seen some stuff.

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.

I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”

🥺 Her face, her eyes say it all. adult only calm home. 3.5 years old, sweet, playful, 50 lbs of love. MELIA needs a patient, kind human who will train her & be her forever. No other dogs.

Hempstead Animal Shelter
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793

My mind immediately went "The cock in my stars"

My god me too

Where's all the gloop? The glorp even

the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire

Hes walking in there like he's about to announce the sickest album release

these are roe deer by the way

Fluffy gray tabby giving himself a bath on a white floral blanket atop some uneven pillows. It looks like he’s covering his eyes with his paws for a nap, but his tongue is out in a glorious blep.

anyway good night

Incredible

I love your cat

My soul is so happy

This is exquisite

I would destroy galaxies for your son

Photo of an adorable black and white medium haired kitten lying in a high cat tower, his forelegs dangling down over the edge of the platform he's on.

My son. He dangle.

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

probably the highlight of my week was telling a class of georgetown journalism grad students about how i was banned from twitter for impersonating gwyneth paltrow

Yeah this is a fun fact I love. The only natural predator to meese is orcas. Meese like foliage that's hard to get to without diving and orcas go "Hey! Meese meat!" And get em

sobbing over a tiktok of art on cave walls
how our first language as humans was art
how we still want to put our hand prints and art up on walls like our ancestors
ill never speak the same language as these them but we looked up at the same moon, stars, sun, sky and saw beauty

Frog wedding! Frog wedding!

Me and who

ditto dragonite my beloved I would do anything for you

#pokopia #ditto