Sarah Distortion

Putting jibbitz on my kids Crocs will absolutely be the death of me

Extreme urge to read some Bradbury short stories today

BETTER THINGS HIVE RISE UP

Following Adrian Brody with another fucking windbag, nice 😆

Worst speech tonight goes to Adrian Brody plz stop…. Nothing you’ve said makes a difference (his performance was incredible btw)

Just want to point out this is the 3rd Wizard of Oz iteration song they have sung tonight

Wait hold on , is this Nosferstu

This is so tough because the cinematography in The Brutalist is incredible but unfortunately the cinematography in Dune is next level beyond Grieg is a genius

I’m glad they did a mostly proper tribute to Hackman. He deserves it. One of the best to ever do it. Crimson tide is a masterclass

Dune should be like 7 awards in
At this point 😆😆😆😆😆

Hard to overstate the importance of this: Israeli and Palestinian co-directors of NO OTHER LAND speaking up for Palestinians oppressed by Israel's occupation, calling out US support for its genocide, affirming there is—still—hope for another way. The most vital this year's Oscars could have been.

I’ve never liked the French and I never will … (Justine Triet obviously excluded)

Hell yeah Zoe Saldana for Center Stage

Mick Jagger actually is Nosferatu

Genuinely why was Qualley in that … is she the new Bond? (Fine with me)

We love an upset!! Sean Baker has a damn Oscar!! I couldn’t be happier 🥹🥹🥹🥹

If I was producing the Oscar’s this year I would’ve done a whole tribute to the fake bands and pop stars of 2024 (ie. August Moon from The Idea of You, Lady Raven from Trap, Skye Riley from Smile 2 etc) and had them all perform

Honestly, every time I watch ANY Batman movie I’m like … is THIS the best Batman movie?!?!

I’d *prefer* other movies but will be very chill if The Brutalist wins Best Picture

Dear Universe I am once again asking you to keep us safe on this flight so I may see Dune : messiah thank you🙌🏻👍🏻🙏🏻

One thing you’ll literally never ever see me do is run through an airport

Dear universe please keep us safe on this flight so that I can see Dune : Messiah. Thank you 🙏🏻 ✨

This story is so good and if you’ve never read it, remedy that. It’s .. um … relevant

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2
Guy Pearce y’all. Guy … fucking … Pearce. Loses half a star because the emotional climax of the movie didn’t work perfectly for me.

Would pay 800 American dollars if an airline offered a Twilight-like anesthesia for the duration of my flight. A 7am Bloody Mary isn’t cutting it anymore

Really hate myself for missing Industry right now

People who wait 30+ minutes for a table at the Cheesecake Factory are of a different, less evolved species

I’m not sure a day has gone by that I haven’t thought about Zone of Interest

Arcades should be open at 8am.

Remember how much I cried during The Iron Claw