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Petition to rename it Asworstos

If you let your microwave beep more than twice you're a hopeless degenerate

Life is like a box of chocolate; if you don't read the back of the box you'll never know what you're gonna get

I'm more of a "glass in a superposition of empty and full until observed" type of person myself

I'm not asking for much, just the world

It's poor language design that in Norwegian the word for 'voltage' is the same as the word for 'excitement'

I would follow you to hell, though not back, since hell is my final destination

Have a guy at work who writes messages like this
"Thanks will get right on that 🙂"
Absolute psychopath

Hey baby, wanna merge single-sock drawers?

I swear my cheese grater has grated more human than cheese

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/golden-3

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Taking a stroll through the satanical gardens

The road to hell is paved with hellish little flagstones

I want a jacket with world-space UVs

Dyslexic barbarian picks skill painttolerance

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

People in fantasy worlds have it good not needing to fight conceptual monsters; when the Elemental of Surprise gets you, you won't see it coming

A clay dog's hand uses a pencil to cross out a date on the calendar, the 12th. It's labeled "Gromits birthday". The calendar has 29 days, making it February

A vintage-style picture of Wallace and Gromit, the stop-motion characters. Here, Wallace has 80s-style hair and a mustache. He smiles and presents a dog-bone-shaped birthday cake to Gromit, a cute puppy

It's Gromit's birthday 🎂

One exception: Indiana Joneses

*practices walking down stairs without looking down*

Ban all plural words ending in 'eses'

What do Spanish speakers say when the store is out of bananas?

Banana mañana

Of you ever want a crowd to chant your name you should make sure your name has two syllables

Hi Bluesky, it's me the living falling edge detector

Plural words that end in 'eses' should be destroyed

I'm gonna have to say The Sims 2. Don't think I've gotten so many good stories or emergent moments out of any other game

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