Manuela Malasaña

me, eating ginger: oh this is unpleasant i dont like this
me, having eaten ginger: that was great, actually; i should eat more of that

repeat ad infinitum

having a garage is great, it's like, what if outside, but inside?

insert obligatory tangent pun here

my closest companions are inhuman killing machines whose limbs end in knives and who possess an instinct to snap the neck of anything that falls into their terrible maws. they know only two things: the hunt, and snuggles

the specificity of the claim creates a humorous effect, hth

Ah! Allow me to explain: in my culture the word "electricity" has a colloquial usage meaning alternating current as provided by power grid infrastructure, and members of my culture infer this usage based on context. I hope this helps you understand my post better!

Ah! Allow me to explain: in my culture the word "electricity" has a colloquial usage meaning alternating current as provided by power grid infrastructure, and members of my culture infer this usage based on context. I hope this helps you understand my post better!

before or after, usually people get annoyed if you do it during

the sexbots clearly

sex is definitely among the top ten activities which do not require electricity

hm in hindsight i shouldn't have gone so literal in my translation because this jaunty little duet is a song in the well trod "haha being in love sure sucks sometimes but aint it great tho" genre but "pain" seems a little too strong in English so the tone is confused

i think i have done rather well for myself considering my severe handicap (strongly resembling charles ii of spain)

the sheet music

opera

i like how here in texas, miss [lastname] means youre talking to a girl and miss [firstname] means youre talking to an old lady

i once socially met an internist and i was like (as is generally a good conversation starter with any medical professional) oh how did u decide to become that kind of doctor? and he was like i am a physician. shit dude really??? and here i thought u had a phd in organs n shit

the lyrics are slightly less awkward in Italian as "heartbeats" is "palpiti" (u kno leik "palpitation") and heart is "cor" (u kno leik "coronary") so it's not quite so redundant to put the two words so close together. i couldda gone less literal in my translation but whaaaaatever

i made an English language adaptation of this duet from the obscure opera Ricciardo e Zoraide by Rossini. You can't tell me fans of musicals wouldn't love opera like this if it was in English and wasn't treated like some super highbrow activity

sure enough someone on mastodon rolls into my mentions to be like "uh actually you should be kind and supportive to everyone even if none of your friends are women" oh fuck offfffffff

the image is a hand drawn decision flowchart that resembles the sort seen in corporate settings, but all the text is handwritten and the lines and shapes hand drawn. The top of the decision tree reads "Do you carry a purse?" with the branches "No" and "Yes". The "No" branch leads to "OK". The "Yes" branch leads to the node "Most of your lady friends" with branch "menstruate" leading to "carry tampons," the "don't menstruate" branch leading to "carry slightly melted hard candies", and the "~equal" branch leading to "carry tampons and candy"

please consult chart

i feel like people fundamentally misunderstand when "taking a third option" works. like with "choose gay rights or economic stability" those two things are not actually related. payment processors who say "remove porn or we drop your business" are telling you a direct cause and effect

q: what will u do when payment processors tell u no porn or shut down?
a: unlike the cowardly itch.io i bravely choose neither, which is what they should have done
q: how do u keep processing payments?
a: my principled stand will magically cause the payment processors to give up without a fight

i used to work in devops and the more i understood how the internet worked the less i understood why the internet works

intense dunning Kruger on display with the at least eight different posts ive seen in the last 24 hours of people saying they will create an alternative to itch.io who go on to reveal they don't even have webdev experience

some GLSL shaders I've done on shadertoy www.shadertoy.com/user/Xibanya

lying awake, tormented by the question of whether or not octopi are capable of feeling love

i didn't even think of that. they're fucked lmao

i have volunteered at gamedev day camps and in doing so made a shocking discovery. in the field of gamedev 8 year olds are smarter than 16 year olds

it's for BABIES xazzon, it is below this teen's delicate sophistication and unimpeachable taste

Thank you!