This is the most charming and joyful thing ever

I think with the parents she has, she stands an amazing chance at that remaining a distant idea for her ❤️

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

I think she's just trying to keep you humble
(She doesn't get that anxiety is a thing yet, so she doesn't need to)

Send help, my son is about to turn two and I started looking at his newborn photo

If you see me crying at my desk, no you don't

I spook myself every damn time 😭

1) you are correct
2) not to be the nosiest person alive but I am, so what are you making?

Everything I Like Is Carbs:
A tale of human sorrow and nutrition label reading

Secretary of the Charlotte Fan Club reporting for duty 😍❤️

Despair thy charm, and let the angel whom thou still hast served tell thee your bride was from her mother’s womb untimely ripped.

That hadn't occurred to me, I'm not all the way off meta yet but a chill crept into my heart on that one

Not me but I love it, i think that's perfectly fine inspiration

I've shown up with a concept and a shrug and gotten lovely work, a dream is way better 🧡

The meme is introduce yourself with four video games, but I'm not really a gamer so three is gonna do

I don't know what it says about me but it's my truth

If your kid upends his snack into your lap, you're legally allowed to finish it or at least pick at it
(Especially if you're hungry)

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I say should cause I forgor if she was 11 or 12 and I doubt my figures

#1 VIGGY IS MY GUY i love him so much
#2 you've summoned my princess baby Lily who was 11 when I adopted her. She should be turning 16 this year (😭😭)

I'm excited to watch the full thing but I have to work through this Jane Doe thing cause she has me by the throat right now

RIGHT?! I love heeeerrrrrrr

Can I hit the notes? Can I do them in order in time with the music?

Stop interrogating me 🤣🤣

I saw a video of the original Jane recapping how she developed a backstory for her then let it all go

I'm being very toxic and swearing I can learn this song send help

I need to stop denying my heart and just play The Ballad of Jane Doe over and over again.

"So you like Ride the Cyclone now?"
No. It's this one song over and over again. I do intend to listen to the rest but this is where we are right now

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

It's a favorite of Rick's and it was so stunning. It was a ROLLER COASTER for sure too... I love stories that can speak without being preachy and the way they played with the different tones of each story was the most.

Please be extra kind to the void today, there’s a lot of people out there screaming and the lines aren’t the void’s fault

I'm here for you doing something nice for your sweet self today 🧡

We watched a movie and i had popcorn and bunch a crunch. Worth.

We had the day off today and did a midday movie date while the boy (tm) was at baby school.

So now I've seen The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, it's INCREDIBLE, and I want to analyze and discuss it forever.

To love is a radical act

i'm not in a state of grace to dap you up