Jasmine Rebuke

Resurfacing After seven months inside, I was released from Ashwack the day after Thanksgiving. I won’t be silenced again.

I don't know what to say, so I said basically nothing.

But I'm here.

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For the Record I'm not the grifter you're looking for.

I’m really disappointed that on top of everything else, Erick Drammer has decided to sic his copious internet audience on me. revivalweekly.com/2024/04/30/f...

Hah! Thanks, Andrea.

For the Record I'm not the grifter you're looking for.

I’m really disappointed that on top of everything else, Erick Drammer has decided to sic his copious internet audience on me. revivalweekly.com/2024/04/30/f...

I’m sorry to have to do this when so many folks are being so supportive on socials and elsewhere, but I’m going to have to shut down a lot of threads and the comments section on my blog because I just can’t moderate every single reply or comment from Skankified 2000 listeners. It’s too much.

Wow, Dallas Rallied! Thank You! (And Yeah, I Got to See the Eclipse!) I wish I could say more, but I'm so grateful to the folks who rallied for me in Dallas on Wednesday.

Hello, world! They let me out of jail — both literally and figuratively — and I’ve been approved to start posting online again. 😂

So grateful to everyone who rallied for me yesterday, and glad everyone kept things calm and focused!

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Wow, Dallas Rallied! Thank You! (And Yeah, I Got to See the Eclipse!) I wish I could say more, but I'm so grateful to the folks who rallied for me in Dallas on Wednesday.

Hello, world! They let me out of jail — both literally and figuratively — and I’ve been approved to start posting online again. 😂

So grateful to everyone who rallied for me yesterday, and glad everyone kept things calm and focused!

Rally for Jasmine Rebuke in Dallas on Wednesday! Let's rally for Minne in Dallas on Wednesday!

ATTN: Dallas and the Texas #FreezeRuiz brigade!

Let’s RALLY FOR MINNE and for A FREE PRESS

Minne’s first court hearing is coming up this Wednesday 4/10 and Congressman Niles Kirkpatrick and Faith J. Descartes will be speaking up for Minne outside!

Join us, and please spread the word!

Hi everyone! Just a very brief update and I wish I could say more: I’m no longer in custody and am in a safe place and working on what comes next with my legal team. Really appreciate all the support and well wishes. Thanks y’all!

An Update on Minne and Info on Legal Defense, etc. A quick update on Jasmine's case, her whereabouts, and how you can help.

This is Minne’s newsletter admin, @andreagrimes.bsky.social, posting on Minne's account. By now you've heard about the disturbing, wholly unfounded charges that have been brought against Minne under the Emergency Expanded Patriot Act. She’s in custody now but we hope to get her home soon. More here:

An Update on Minne and Info on Legal Defense, etc. A quick update on Jasmine's case, her whereabouts, and how you can help.

This is Minne’s newsletter admin, @andreagrimes.bsky.social, posting on Minne's account. By now you've heard about the disturbing, wholly unfounded charges that have been brought against Minne under the Emergency Expanded Patriot Act. She’s in custody now but we hope to get her home soon. More here:

President Ruiz Collapses in Chicago Hotel Room, Cover-Up Ensues — Until Now For days, the Ruiz Administration has tried to hide the sudden collapse of the president at a Chicago hotel. I won't be part of it.

For days, the Ruiz Administration has tried to hide the sudden collapse of the president at a Chicago hotel. I won't be part of it.

I’m fine! Thanks everyone for checking in. It was a scary morning, but the press pool and most of President Ruiz's entourage have been moved to a secure location.

Our internet here in New Hampshire is super unreliable but I'm okay! I appreciate y'all checking in. We've been told that the president and the other candidates are also unharmed. I'll try to post more updates as we get more info.

Ruiz Pulls Off a Record Win in Iowa Despite Being Dead for Two Months Rudy Ruiz, who retook the White House just weeks ago, pulled off a record margin in Iowa.

The AP just called it — Rudy Ruiz has pulled off a record win in the Iowa caucus despite being dead for two months last year.

But that’s not the news I’m here to share …

Ruiz Pulls Off a Record Win in Iowa Despite Being Dead for Two Months Rudy Ruiz, who retook the White House just weeks ago, pulled off a record margin in Iowa.

The AP just called it — Rudy Ruiz has pulled off a record win in the Iowa caucus despite being dead for two months last year.

But that’s not the news I’m here to share …

Amped-Up Carron Nielsberg Drops a Bomb at SXSW Event: RevTech Isn’t “Beholden to the Laws of Man... Nielsberg let loose at a SXSW event, calling President Ruiz a "god" and mocking people who don't understand revival technology as having "tiny brains."

I was at the SXSW Futures event last night with Carron Nielsberg, and I can verify that it was absolutely as wild as you’ve heard.

Amped-Up Carron Nielsberg Drops a Bomb at SXSW Event: RevTech Isn’t “Beholden to the Laws of Man... Nielsberg let loose at a SXSW event, calling President Ruiz a "god" and mocking people who don't understand revival technology as having "tiny brains."

I was at the SXSW Futures event last night with Carron Nielsberg, and I can verify that it was absolutely as wild as you’ve heard.

BREAKING: Grantham ‘Restores’ Presidency to Rudy Ruiz After 183 Days in Office President Ashleigh Grantham, Jr. will be America's second shortest-serving president, as he intends to "restore" the presidency to Rudy Ruiz "with all legal haste and urgency."

BREAKING: Ashleigh Grantham says he intends to “restore” the presidency to Rudy Ruiz “with all legal haste and urgency.”

That’s two historic occupants of the office in a row: America’s oldest president, and now, America’s first undead commander-in-chief.

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Join Me Behind the Scenes at RevTech in my First-Ever TIME Cover Feature My first-ever TIME cover feature, "Is This the End of the End?", takes a look at what's happened so far — and what's coming next — for a world rocked by the end of that great equalizer, death.

It was an honor — and a little bit terrifying — to be the first journalist to visit RevTech behind the scenes and get a close-up look at "revival technology."

It's all in my (first ever!) cover feature for this week's TIME magazine: "Is This the End of the End?"

Pastor Kathy Donaldson’s Nationwide Call to Arms: ‘Make Ready’ for President Rudy Ruiz Ruiz's people are both hungry for greasy, spiral-cut potatoes and growing restless for a resolution to the legal battle for the presidency that began nearly two and a half months ago.

At today’s “Make Ready for Rudy” rally — one of over 450 across the country — armed Rudy Ruiz supporters of all ages turned out to demand the Supreme Court return their resurrected president to the White House.

Henry Kissinger and Death in the Time of RevTech Henry Kissinger might be resurrected by RevTech. But we know for sure the millions who died at his hands won't be.

Rumors that Kissinger had ties to revival technology have somewhat dampened the celebrations around his death, but I can’t stop thinking about the millions who died at his hands who’ll never be brought back to their loved ones.

Henry Kissinger and Death in the Time of RevTech Henry Kissinger might be resurrected by RevTech. But we know for sure the millions who died at his hands won't be.

Rumors that Kissinger had ties to revival technology have somewhat dampened the celebrations around his death, but I can’t stop thinking about the millions who died at his hands who’ll never be brought back to their loved ones.

Henry Kissinger has long been rumored to be one of RevTech's highest-profile clients, but no word confirming or denying yet from Carron Nielsberg. I promise: when I know something, y'all will too.

President Grantham Storms Out On NPR, Won’t Say If He’s Met With RevTech As the political and legal contest for the presidency between Rudy Ruiz and Ashleigh Grantham Jr. heats up (or drags on, depending on how you look at it), I thought it might be an interesting distract...

President Grantham stormed out of an NPR interview this morning when asked whether he had a secret meeting at RevTech, the company behind Rudy Ruiz’s supposed “resurrection.”

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Journalist casualties in the Israel-Gaza conflict - Committee to Protect Journalists The Israel-Gaza conflict has taken a severe toll on journalists since Hamas launched its unprecedented attack against Israel on October 7 and Israel declared war on the militant Palestinian group, lau...

CPJ reports that 17 journalists have died since the Israel-Gaza war began earlier this month, mostly due to Israeli airstrikes. cpj.org/2023/10/jour...

Is Rudy Ruiz a Zombie or a Vampire? Or Something Else? And Does It Matter? As the political and legal contest for the presidency between Rudy Ruiz and Ashleigh Grantham Jr. heats up (or drags on, depending on how you look at it), I thought it might be an interesting distract...

New from me: Is Rudy Ruiz a Zombie or a Vampire? Or Something Else? And Does It Matter?

#BringHerBack Doesn’t Resurrect Dianne Feinstein, but Does Revive Long-Standing Conflict on the Am... It was only a matter of time before a notable post-Ruiz-exhumation death really razzed up the Very Online contingents. Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell's second public ~ episode ~ a few weeks ago inspire...

How likely is Carron Nielsberg to treat #BringHerBack seriously? If you ask me, he’ll do anything — including resurrect Dianne Feinstein — for the right amount of money.

#BringHerBack Doesn’t Resurrect Dianne Feinstein, but Does Revive Long-Standing Conflict on the Am... It was only a matter of time before a notable post-Ruiz-exhumation death really razzed up the Very Online contingents. Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell's second public ~ episode ~ a few weeks ago inspire...

How likely is Carron Nielsberg to treat #BringHerBack seriously? If you ask me, he’ll do anything — including resurrect Dianne Feinstein — for the right amount of money.