Just Æd 🏳️‍🌈

if you’re not sure what pronouns to use, always default to diva

for my large arms or giving spirit?

how do we do it 😫

for you, anything

oh no, my arms and chest are too big for a jazzy shirt i bought 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

pray for me x

you need to start valuing the comfort of your balls

aidan, i love and adore you but get into something comfier please

living in fear of skinny jeans coming back in fashion

Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time

Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-macaws-evolved-vibrant-coloration-to-pass-the-time/

i’ve known what it’s like to hold unpopular opinions all my life because i was a margaret of anjou apologist when we learned about the war of the roses

i’m good at that, too!

No, not the paedophile you're thinking of. A different one.

then i’d simply ignore them

i’d be such a good politician because i‘d do so well at accepting bribes from vested interests

Reform UK plays down Goldsmith role on green policy - Farmers Weekly Reform UK has sought to distance itself from suggestions that Conservative environmentalist Ben Goldsmith is shaping its agricultural and nature policy,

Reform UK have rejected ‘policies involving the rewilding of productive farmland or the destocking of upland farms’, stating they “are not aligned with its principles or objectives”.’

Lest we be in any doubt about how disastrous Farage would be for nature…

www.fwi.co.uk/news/reform-...

it did not :(

this is why you should never read emails

am potentially the most sensitive angel in the world because i had an email that ruined my day yesterday, but on rereading it was actually fine

I’d have done it last night, save going in Monday morning

got my cat a house and it’s the best thing i’ve ever done

hate being an adult like why am i cleaning my washing machine on a monday night

unrelated, ethel has a new home

work would be so much better if we all did 10-4, 4 days a week

wanna cuddle in bed instead???

good point, let me fact check

he does have a golden crust tbf

will let his mum know

they need help

gym bro i met at a wedding and follow on instagram is now telling people he washes his hair with egg yolk