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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

21.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8586    πŸ” 1678    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 67

SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] β€”

21.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
actuallychloehayes
β€Ί millennials 20h
serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with
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was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all.
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actuallychloehayes β€Ί millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K

My favorite piece of content today.

21.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9497    πŸ” 2173    πŸ’¬ 309    πŸ“Œ 657

DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

21.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11
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Thank you again to everyone out there! Another year down, another million raised, and so many people who will be helped because of what you've done with us this year and every other! We couldn't do this without you, and through all the laughs and the tears, we wouldn't want it any other way...

21.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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β€œTHE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”

21.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9972    πŸ” 2896    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 36
Reddit user SpaceDev1 does fan art of Fieren, in a difficult angle. User is wondering why the angle is kind of weird.

Reddit user SpaceDev1 does fan art of Fieren, in a difficult angle. User is wondering why the angle is kind of weird.

Drawing of a silver haired elf looking upwards

Drawing of a silver haired elf looking upwards

Late, but I wanted to jump in on this trend. While I love Fieren, I am deeply inspired by how brave this person was! They went for the hard thing, were curious, made us all rejoice and draw together!

It makes me so happy to see folks gain that artistic curiosity!

So go forth! Rooting for you! πŸ’–

21.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3135    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8
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talkin' about the AI bubble

20.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 29
Effective February 14, 2025, the price for Microsoft
365 Personal subscriptions will increase from USD
69.99* per year to USD 99.99* per year. To continue with the new price, no action is needed β€” your payment method on file will be automatically charged. To make changes to your subscription plan or turn off recurring billing, visit your Microsoft

Effective February 14, 2025, the price for Microsoft 365 Personal subscriptions will increase from USD 69.99* per year to USD 99.99* per year. To continue with the new price, no action is needed β€” your payment method on file will be automatically charged. To make changes to your subscription plan or turn off recurring billing, visit your Microsoft

Weird, I wonder what infinitely profitable civilization-transforming sentient culture-inhaling immortality machine could have underperformed to necessitate this

20.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
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TikTok Algorithm Update (wife advice edition)

21.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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#mayakuro #RevueStarlight #γ‚Ήγ‚Ώγ‚‘γƒ©γ‚€γƒˆ

21.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

21.11.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3168    πŸ” 1066    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 33

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

20.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10573    πŸ” 8053    πŸ’¬ 327    πŸ“Œ 794
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"Kitimat: It's Not For Everyone."

There's a new #1 in the ranking of B.C. small town slogans.

20.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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$22,790.10

that is the total amount we were blown away to learn our prize lots helped raise for this year's @desertbus.org ! Thank you to everyone who donated towards this wonderful cause. As of this post they have 18hrs of bussing to go.

Please keep showing them love and support!

Thank you!

20.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

My "I don't want to execute members of Congress" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.

21.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy

20.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9
Tweet from Musk: Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me.

Tweet from Musk: Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me.

Baby Grok will no longer rizz up Elon Musk, rizz king

20.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

"don't pay attention to any of that frivolous humanities education, STEM all the way - what, do you think you can hack a computer with poetry or something?"

apparently, yes

20.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

20.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7820    πŸ” 1601    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 232
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Don't get a game loss for your deck registration this weekend. 🦑 #mtg

20.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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flamin' hot cheeto buff πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯

07.12.2023 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1156    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

> β€œThe first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was,” he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. β€œThey had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, β€˜Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”

who is this legend

20.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Exclusive
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
now

Exclusive U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols now

Sounds about reich

20.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4510    πŸ” 1236    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 175
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artemis // #HadesII #Hades2

24.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4105    πŸ” 1119    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 1

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

15.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4236    πŸ” 1644    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 45

Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.

19.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut I have to enable Holocaust denialism because my favorite sports reporters are there”

20.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1748    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 15
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#caitvi someone’s blushing πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

18.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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