'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
19.02.2026 10:28 โ ๐ 1550 ๐ 359 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 17@futurestand.bsky.social
Environmental socialist, anti-racist, singer, feminist, teacher, optimist. Art, theatre, museums, gigs, birds, natural history.
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
19.02.2026 10:28 โ ๐ 1550 ๐ 359 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 17RIP Virginia
19.02.2026 12:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0L: Private Eye front cover, yesterday.
R: News headline, today.
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There are plenty of weird Corbynites in Bristol who think they know better than centre-left voters. Then there are the Greens, who actually hate feminists but have got the support of young adults who consider themselves cool. And then there are the sad Wetherspoons partriots. Crazy mix.
18.02.2026 11:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Back in the day...they were mostly pre-pubertile boys who felt that they were girls. Left to their own devices, because we didn't have hormone treatments and the internet and all the rest then, most of them grew out of it and became gay men" - Hilary Cass 15th Feb '26
Accept children as they are.
Donald Trump and Liz Truss
I just saw this posted (elsewhere) with the heading 'The Slug and Lettuce' and I genuinely guffawed.
15.02.2026 21:47 โ ๐ 332 ๐ 84 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 5Grim.
15.02.2026 18:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gender pay gap won't close for another 30 years.
Myth of equality used to hike women's state pension age.
Women hold 69% of low-paid & insecure jobs.
Women hit first by benefit cuts, wage freezes, two-child benefit cap. More likely to be unpaid carers.
Why are govt policies loaded against women?
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15.02.2026 16:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Laughing and crying and then laughing some more
15.02.2026 15:47 โ ๐ 447 ๐ 91 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 10My surname is of Viking origin. I wonder if the Reform lot think that the Anglo-Saxons (themselves from across the water) should have tried much harder to turn back the Viking small boats?
15.02.2026 14:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm on the edge of Somerset. Itโs been like living inside a car wash.
15.02.2026 13:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Menfolk who maybe donโt want to vaccinate, please google โorchitisโ.
It occurs in 20-30% of post-pubertal boys and men who contract mumps.
Michael Foran's excellent clear explainer of yesterday's GLP v EHRC judgment. knowingius.org/p/good-law-p...
14.02.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Withered old cunt is a very strange expression to use when youโre talking about a vile middle-aged man. Plenty of ways to denigrate Bezos with showing us an unpleasant attitude to older women. How about festering dick, pestilent cock or dried-up scrotum?
13.02.2026 09:27 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This woman in Crowborough who took down flags is a hero and I hope she's ok.
09.02.2026 13:27 โ ๐ 672 ๐ 185 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 27A study has found that an intellectually active lifestyle cuts the risk of Alzheimerโs by nearly 40 per cent
12.02.2026 22:19 โ ๐ 39 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Cartoon. Person says to other person โWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ, adding, โwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ. The other person asks โBut it answers the questions correctly?โ Person responds โOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text
12.02.2026 13:44 โ ๐ 12479 ๐ 4058 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 60I just think gun ownership should be banned full stop!
12.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It also states that children should not be able to use the facilities allocated to the opposite sex.
12.02.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The cult is those who subscribe to gender identity beliefs, along with those who donโt believe but go along with it for an easy life.
12.02.2026 16:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 018 years for someone who committed that many crimes is not enough. Heโll be out on license in 12 years, and filling his computers with child abused images again. The only consolation is knowing what a dreadful time he faces in prison.
12.02.2026 15:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hard disagree.
12.02.2026 15:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0JK Rowling supports charities which prioritise women and children. Itโs not surprising many men have no respect for that.
12.02.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0After Elton John, sheโs the UKโs biggest philanthropist. www.platinummediagroup.co.uk/dynamic/2025...
12.02.2026 14:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Exactly. It sounds like a load of adults tiptoed on eggshells around this child and prioritised affirming his gender delusion. Ensuring the family was gun-free would have been the number one health intervention for this community.
12.02.2026 14:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0UK has lost its official status as a country that has achieved elimination of measles, as vaccination rates have fallen below the 95% required to achieve herd immunity. So sad, and likely due vaccine misinformation. If you haven't already, get your kids vaccinated ASAP. www.bbc.com/news/article...
01.02.2026 08:49 โ ๐ 109 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 16It's almost like being fabulously rich doesn't make you happy or well adjusted. It's almost like it makes you sad and lonely. And leaves you forever casting about for scapegoats to offset your deep self-loathing. Thank you Jim Ratcliffe and Elon Musk for these important life lessons.
12.02.2026 07:51 โ ๐ 1268 ๐ 287 ๐ฌ 84 ๐ 14Violence is NOT a genderless phenomenon. 93% of homicides are committed by males. More than 99% of sexual violence crimes are perpetrated by males. Itโs doing a gross disservice to us women to promote the idea that our level of criminality is the same as menโs.
12.02.2026 13:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#Homicides in ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ England and ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Wales have dropped to the lowest level on record, with 499 killings in the year to Sep 2025. Thatโs about 7% fewer than the year before . There were also big drops in killings involving knives, marking a significant fall in serious violent #crime over the past year ๐ง
11.02.2026 22:01 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0