Andrew Blair

Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.

UK readers, if you can't afford to buy any of these books, order them from your local library. The authors will see your support through loan figures and PLR. You don't even have to finish reading them if you don't want!

The worst name to say in a “I’m a wikkle baby” voice

It’s like that bit in Mid Morning Matters where Partridge is right but directed by Christopher Nolan

There's a certain irony that Yvette Fielding disliked Biddy Baxter so much, yet she's the only Blue Peter presenter who can still hear from her.

When your point is so stupid Richard Madely effortlessly cuts through it

This reminds me of when the literacy charity I worked for added some jargony child safety guidance to their event guidelines and some guy responded by posting the trailer to The Lives of Others

Famously, the Stasi politely withdrew from book awards. This is why they were such a terrifying authoritarian force.

And so far every time I’ve explained what is happening to the person I’m talking to they’ve been a cunt about it

I don’t think it’s exclusively an autistic thing but when you ask a genuine question and get told what you are saying is *this* actually it melts my brain

Yeah I’m sure I saw photos of them all indoors earlier

Rangers you stay away from Simo Valakari

A LibDem flyer that came through my door featuring photos of MSP Alex Cole-Hamilton in a polo neck and serving an intense blue steel look

I can only assume a photographer has misunderstood a bet about making Alex Cole-Hamilton look cunty

J.G. Ballard on the greatest gig he was ever at (from a 1995 issue of Q magazine).

Obviously can’t say much

I have completed all of my filming on Avengers: Doomsday

Beef Conkers

You may laugh at my stovepipe hat but it is simply the most efficient means of transport for m’travelling pancakes.

Cashew Nub

As of yet only one has been weaponised

In some ways it’s like a Sydney Sweeney jeans advert

Meat peanut

Their van is worse

Yes

A long while back @strongmisgiving.bsky.social went into Facebook Flat Earth groups and discovered the phrase “Gravity Cuck”

a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ? Alt: Billy Boyd playing Pippin in Lord of the Rings, saying we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ?

Almost word for word had this conversation with my six year old

I’ll take it

You’re not wrong so far

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