Mark C

You know you're in Essex, either geographically or spiritually, if there's a stall selling fresh shellfish in a random lay-by or car park.

She is basically doing buzzfeed listicles- top ten squalid looking things etc

If my name was Alan I'd wear that all the time. Amazing

And they're all really good ones!

He's great in Bikeriders too, which also has top quality Tom Hardy mumbling and excellent Jodie Comer

They eat a new mushroom and it wears off

Like Paw Patrol

* Ketamine

His bladder painfully collapsing through excessive keratin use maybe?

Not so much Alien: Romulus as Alien: Remoulade

"The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to get us!" - Sufjan Stevens

"Make it illegal to dislike me"

In Europe you can get a soft flour wrap fille with your choice of meat, sauce and fries and its called a French Taco

Blakes 7 is over mate. Let it go

Or octopussies (falsely made-up James Bond plural ending).

First favourite song growing up as a kid:

ABBA Take a Chance on Me

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage"

Sausage Substance

Store bought bernaise livens up lots of things (ie cold meat leftovers)

May the odds ever be in your favour

People who don't like getting a good haircut

Are you going to Lake Myvatn? Lots of cool geological formations round there

Jk Rowling crying big tears while having a drink and a cigar

Microscopic violin

Sounds like a place they send naughty detectives

a bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find out Alt: a bald man in a suit and glasses says there is only one way to find out... FIGHT!!!

There is already a British comedian called Harry Hill. I wonder which one is better...

"Cruella"

Be evil more professionally

Another vote for Ghent - small and walkable, amazing historic centre, great food and bars, good shops, a big university with accompanying vibes, a short train ride from Brussels, friendly locals who are delighted you didn't go to Bruges instead! Etc

This amazon product is not exciting me