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@portalithics.bsky.social

Illegal fun, under the sun boys

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Just having a quick posthumous hot dog

11.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we've all sang mambo #5 with the names of the F.R.I.E.N.D.S characters, but have we all done that with characters from Frasier, also yes

11.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like Troi is probably going to have a period

11.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely maddening. White shorts need to be banned until the shirt is white too

10.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fail to see how an insufferable douche like denethor raised two such good boys

09.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, i didn't hear them at all until the fireworks started

09.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making hot dogs and nachos and settling in to watch this battle! (Helm's Deep)

08.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey guys, i made this for you to use just in case they end up going from R to L to start

08.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have these awful neighbors who get insanely drunk every few days and just yell at each other about sports or whatever from their tiny porch, and I'm so thankful for the rain that, while not drowning it out completely, will significantly dampen their outrageous behavior over the next few hours

08.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good tea; nice house.

08.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#yes @thesloppyboys.bsky.social

05.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The enterprise prepares to lay its first egg

03.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mick Fleetwood is in a TNG episode, and it's a Lwxana plot.

03.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH NO

02.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the Super Bowl wasn't today, given i didn't have to mute anyone on here

02.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needle/haystack analogy: my friend Jeremy talking about finding pieces of rocks that fit together #NIAHS

01.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also someone always hates the stew

01.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should have called it the stew towers, with all the stews these mfs keep making

01.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no

30.01.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of the music is absolutely terrible and there is way too much

30.01.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Giamatti is excellent tho

30.01.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that the doctor is back

30.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The droids alone are the worst thing I've ever seen

30.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The first 15 minutes of starfleet academy were promising, and then... unbearable

30.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, looks like daddy got a few cashews in the bottom of his peanut jar, if you know what i mean

30.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
6 eggs on a wooden table with two blue eggs at the top, one cream egg in the middle and three brown eggs on the bottom resembling eyes, a nose and a mouth when oriented vertically

6 eggs on a wooden table with two blue eggs at the top, one cream egg in the middle and three brown eggs on the bottom resembling eyes, a nose and a mouth when oriented vertically

This pile of eggs reminded me of Dr Robotnik, but then i go online and find his name is Eggman?? Is this why???

29.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They dismantled the Dept of Education, much of the CDC, NSF and nih in a year so it's totally doable to dismantle DHS. You can also expedite the process by treating those officials like the entire federal workforce has been treated. Make em miserable, and rip out wires at random. That'll do it.

28.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh but you also found half an old joint and smoke it, really for the first time in like a month, and immediately become too high

29.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably a modern common feeling to listen to a podcast but while having what is most likely an anxiety attack so you don't really process anything, but then get to start over and be gladdened by the idea that you kind of get a bonus episode

29.01.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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