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Latest posts by kallmesasha.bsky.social on Bluesky

Grandmas report no longer caring where they come from. Just give them grandchildren.

14.02.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the ratio of dog killers to pedophiles in the DC metro area.

12.02.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lack of creativity in these people is astounding. They can't imagine anything better.

12.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out less than 60% of ICE agents have a criminal record.

12.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use Obsidian to organize DnD stuff and certain creative writing projects. Haven't tried a bigger project though.

11.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why that song?

09.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those authors ability to come up with strange and interesting space aliens is frickin sick

07.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ice agents learning in real time you can't trust the government run by a conman to pay you a 50k signing bonus. Or even a a standard paycheck.

07.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a bug it's a feature.

06.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something only the military could ever think to do.

06.02.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fortune tellers offering discount second hand readings.

03.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Epstein being tight with the 4chan guys reminds me of when the government sold crack to black neighborhoods.

03.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to go a whole day without spending money is surprisingly tough

30.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:

"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

28.01.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6637    ๐Ÿ” 1777    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

ICE kills Pretti Goode don't you think?

25.01.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The line item for ICE regarding safe houses for their officers under investigation for murder is gonna get out of hand real soon.

25.01.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All platformers should have a secret or something at the very start of the game. It's like when there's not a cave behind a waterfall. Never shouldn't be.

23.01.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chris Pratt would like it to be 2018 again please.

23.01.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it is leading the people who make the content to financial success

23.01.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want in one of these videos for the person to remind the ice agents that they're bad at being law enforcement also. Like they don't know how to do the job

21.01.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@michaelburns.bsky.social can confirm?

19.01.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if we're wrong though and the other side was right the whole time. Every now and than I have to consider that just to be fair minded

19.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They got you pegged.

19.01.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would love to have normal productive thoughts like "salmon sounds good for dinner" instead of "you know technically we own our skeletons"

17.01.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paramount is really starting to feel like a creepy dude who can't take no for an answer when they're rejected.

12.01.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do people keep saying shit like "tell Congress they need to impeach kristi noem" or "tell Congress to vote on X"

What the fuck do you think is actually happening in the government right now?

10.01.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ask people on the rightwing internet she looked deranged and sounded like an idiot.

09.01.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't occasionally take some time to check out the r/conservative page. You should see the cognitive dissonance.

09.01.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The craziest thing about this is how blatant it is we can watch the same footage and see the exact opposite from one another.

09.01.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got back from the holidays and within a week got sick. Have barely been able to move for 2 days. Which sucks cause I wanted to hit the new year running. It's a sign I should stop getting my life together I think.

08.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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