Small goat in a striped hammock. He's flirting with you.
Oh, hai
24.10.2025 22:25 β π 636 π 52 π¬ 8 π 2@saskwatch.bsky.social
Small goat in a striped hammock. He's flirting with you.
Oh, hai
24.10.2025 22:25 β π 636 π 52 π¬ 8 π 2thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
23.10.2025 22:51 β π 1369 π 267 π¬ 3 π 11Excerpt from an early modern alphabet primer for the letter E. There is an uppercase E in the upper left corner, and a lowercase e in the upper right. Along the top, between these letter, it reads: "Eel, live Eels." Below this is a black and white drawing of a woman (we'll call her Evoxagret), sitting in front of a large wicker basket, handing an eel to a small girl. The woman is perched on a stool of some sort, and has a scale in her hand for weighing out eels. she has a hat, and an apron, and a shirt with what might be polkadots. Or they might be little ladybugs (except she's English, so they're probably ladybirds). She has a somewhat smug smile on her face; as smug as eels, really. The girl (we'll call her Jesmerolda) is holding a basket in her right hand, and is reaching out for the eel with her left. Odds are she's gonna pop the eel in the basket, and hope it doesn't slither out. She's wearing a plain dress and a hat or bonnet and little black shoes. Eel-gettin' togs.
It's Friday! You've made it through the week. You deserve an eel. don't you? Come on...don't be shy. You know you do.
Go ahead...take one from the tub. You've earned it.
before chatGPT i knew the internet was awash with ad copy but what i didnt realise and what it has taught me is that for most people ad copy actually doesn't make them want to deliver themselves from existence using a rail spike
20.10.2025 04:46 β π 39 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Tragic to see the White House being demolished. One of the United Statesβ oldest buildings, it was built in 1978.
23.10.2025 06:30 β π 353 π 32 π¬ 4 π 4why would you allow any aspect of your home life to rely on AWS? I don't need a Ring doorbell - if the house is burgled while I'm away that's not my problem until I get back
20.10.2025 12:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A wren perched on a twig with lichen and moss growing from it. Behind the wren gold leaf shows its early morning song rising as a small white mist cloud
First bird of the day. A perfect Sunday morning
19.10.2025 08:26 β π 211 π 29 π¬ 2 π 1A sweary rat sticker printed on holographic sparkly rainbow vinyl. Absolutely trashing my somewhat dark femme comics aesthetic with these things and enjoying it lots.
Rat stickers have turned out rather well!
18.10.2025 00:04 β π 1881 π 424 π¬ 11 π 6CARROTS THEY'RE GREEN AT THE TOP
AND THEY'RE ORANGE AT THE BOTTOM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSHl...
Nature's Labubu
13.10.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the pleated inkcap
the shaggy inkcap
a flush of mushrooms on a log
wasp galls on an oak leaf on the woodland floor, not fungi!
12.10.2025 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0everyone's come down to the wood today to greet the new mushrooms
12.10.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0damn. hoping it at least signifies something
10.10.2025 04:09 β π 3889 π 792 π¬ 54 π 8Screenshot of facebook post from Lemn Sissay posted yesterday: "You may have noticed my poem RAIN has left the building on the corner of Dilworth and Oxford Street, in Manchester. Have no fear. It will return brighter and stronger. @globalstreetart are making sure of that. Watch this space. #landmarkpoetics"
An update from Lemn:
10.10.2025 17:53 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0brambles
09.10.2025 16:46 β π 606 π 96 π¬ 0 π 1the unbelievable crescendo www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSZ...
05.10.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Digital illustration of a figure standing in a dark field. The top half of the figure's head is missing similarly to a piece of broken ceramic. The opening in their head emits a smoke-like substance that floats into a cloudy, green sky.
Drifting Thoughts β’ 2021
20.08.2023 02:15 β π 644 π 123 π¬ 3 π 1Starting to think that pareidolia monkeys making a pareidolia machine was maybe not a great idea
05.10.2025 12:01 β π 132 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Isnβt this marvellous?
05.10.2025 10:56 β π 36 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0interior of the Royal Albert Hall before the performance, tiers upon tiers of seating, with the 'mushroom' sound diffusers suspended from the dome
Sigur Ros last night, with London Contemporary Orchestra, and surprise Anna Lapwood signature Royal Albert Hall organ finale!
04.10.2025 05:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0what's the line "art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed" but nah maybe everyone can get disturbed
03.10.2025 09:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The initial government response has to be given within a couple weeks so it isn't super early guidetoprocedure.parliament.uk/articles/xfT...
Hopefully if the heat stays on and they know it's this unpopular they'll find a way to indefinitely postpone the scheme and never talk about it again
Painting of a boar in a sweater with a mushroom basket, holding and smelling a mushroom.
Day 27 of #septempera - the connoisseur.
27.09.2025 18:07 β π 4246 π 1160 π¬ 30 π 5So I to bed, and in the night was mightily troubled with a looseness (I suppose from some fresh damp linen that I put on this night), and feeling for a chamber-pott, there was none, I having called the mayde up out of her bed, she had forgot I suppose to put one there; so I was forced in this strange house to rise and shit in the chimney twice; and so to bed and was very well again.
From the diary of Samuel Pepys today in 1665
28.09.2025 16:55 β π 97 π 22 π¬ 13 π 7Found a secret door in the back of my washing machine. Behind it a tiny room with rows of mice fast asleep in odd-sock sleeping bags.
27.09.2025 12:15 β π 410 π 79 π¬ 15 π 4trying not to pay too much attention to the situation but last week the union jack draped over the Mancunian Way overpass was flanked by an EU and a Palestine flag and today it's three union jacks, but at least the middle one is in pride colours π€·ββοΈ
27.09.2025 11:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you guys seen this
26.09.2025 16:45 β π 691 π 127 π¬ 52 π 18