Blue, plain and tall.

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Honestly that is amazing

But also I’m not familiar with her so it might actually really fit

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Honestly? 😂

Ever since I’ve figured out my Alexa devices will respond when I say “alexxxxiiiisssss” in Moira’s voice (from schitts creek), I have literally never said it any other way.

My husband just said “awww, they’re like a little coven” 😂😂

YASSSS! I need one. Honestly didn't think to grab one when I went there.

lmao if only it was a joke

I drove an hour and a half to go to a Kum n Go.

Nope, different colored shirts and different weather! But maybe it WAS one of our trips out to the coast? Idk

That wasn’t the last time you saw the ocean! You and I went, pretty sure AJ was there too. I wanna say 3ish years ago?

I hate this so much. Headphones are so easily accessible nowadays. I promise it’ll be okay to use headphones. If hearing is the problem, see a hearing specialist. lol.

Spotify.... that's Rupert Grint. Not Ed...

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this is actually fucking terrifying. What about things I upload here to Bluesky??

Wait WHAT

I feel like nobody saw this or at least didn't interact and honestly? What a shame. This is a culinary masterpiece. 10/10, no notes.

macOS 26/Tahoe has this recurring low-battery pop up alert in the corner every 30 seconds that your battery is under 10% and not plugged in. Obnoxious.

Every once in a while, I get incredibly unlucky and almost all my devices batteries die at the same time so I'm stuck in my office at the desk, or I get to live like it's '96 again with no technology to entertain me, whatsoever. First world problems.

Hear me out… Cheeto puffs dipped in garlic mashed potatoes.

Hello, it’s Friday and I’m so grateful we are finally here.

You’ve never been to the west coast, bestie??

N Everett, WA
S Savannah, GA
E NYC
W Astoria, OR

I feel like the rest of my life will be house projects back to back to back until it’s time for my dirt nap. 🫣😂

Those two definitely have different moods

With AI and google image searching I feel like I don’t want to post pictures I take outside anywhere because then people will be able to find out exactly where I am. And that’s nerve wracking as hell.

So let me get this straight: Jack Smith investigates a guy who tried to overturn an election and incited an insurrection… and he’s the one being investigated?

We’re not a serious country. We’re a banana republic with better branding…but that’s going to shit, too.

No worries! Sleeping unexpectedly for long periods used to be my wheelhouse (I have hypersomnia) but I think I might be in remission because anymore I don’t even nap during the day. 💁🏼‍♂️

I usually can’t, like, at all. Thats what has me fucked up. 🥴🫣

Like literally I’m a case study of why people use alarms.

Guys a simple 20 minute power nap turned into a 4 hour nap and I’m literally so pissed because I have stuff I needed to do today!