we have crescent beam at home

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Jim (right) slow dances with Joan Collins (left). They're close enough that their faces are touching.

jimothy... i'm happy for you dude but be careful... if this gal gets low on animo acids, it's over for you

no, speak the truth

"snot is running down his nose" - jethro tull, and also me with bronchitis

now there's a life hack

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Rollin hanging onto a ladder on a truck in the dark, disguised with white hair, sunglasses, and a brown mustache.

i was a busy bee this week and had to go without seeing cinnamon's legs for so long. but i am rapidly running out of episodes and then i'll be without them forever :(

somewhere in an east coast law school, geraldo rivera is seeing this and going, "you know what...?"

oh my god

Black and white image of Doctor Russell from Space: 1999 holding a commlock and looking at the camera with three windows behind her. Meme text on top and bottom in Impact font that says, "LET'S TAKE IBUPROFEN TOGETHER".

doctor's orders :)

it was even louder laughter when it was played during the audience voting sessions! we were collectively dying.

i think the audience of "people who have watched space: 1999" and "people who know the snapcube sonic adventure 2 dub" is exactly two people (me and the friend i made this for) but listen. why does it match up so well...?

i've been waiting so patiently for one of these to have space: 1999 in the listings and HERE WE ARE. move over mickey mouse, dragon's domain is on!!!

LMAO JESUS

overheard at kumoricon: "Yeah, Kenny Lauderdale."

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Rollin, unconscious on the floor, having goo spread on his face with a butter knife.

we've got to baste him properly or he'll never cook evenly

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). A gray drone shaped a bit like a frisbee or a lid of some sort, moving through an equally gray building duct. All the strings holding up the drone are visible.

barney pulled out a freaking drone in this one. you can see every string on it but that doesn't matter. a drone in 1969! the man is a wizard.

a close up of a pink bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and looking sad . ALT: a close up of a pink bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and looking sad .

me when i open the tardis and miss ma'am is standing there

i had adult content disabled apparently, wrong wrong wrong. but that's the behavior i always encountered. just couldn't open any of them to save my life.

i swear these options weren't here 6 months ago 🤯 now hopefully i will be able to see filth whenever i wish

Magic Knight Rayearth CG Collection // CSW // PC-98

Magic Knight Rayearth CG Collection // CSW // PC-98

i can't even see schlongs and boobies on a regular day; it always comes up as aDuLt cOnTenT and there's nothing i can click to show it. what do i have enabled that i shouldn't 🔍

senpai... would you like to c-c-crash with me? not that i want to or anything...

oh oh oh, to add: that time I went nuts talking about Y1 Helena and how great she is bsky.app/profile/cres...

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Martin Sheen as a put together young enemy fella with perfect hair and big black glasses.

i JUST realized who this is, holy shit. insane to see him this young.

raises both hands, me me me

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Barney on a harness in the dark, seated atop a nuclear bomb.

noooooo they got barney sitting on a nuclear bomb today?? whatever they're paying him, there's no way it's enough!!!

ayo??? i don't like the idea that there's something worse

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Larry Linville as a serious high-ranking prison guard.

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). The enemies of the week to the left and right, Willy and Barney behind Cinnamon, disguised as an extremely high-ranking enemy official. She's wearing glasses and a dark leather coat with her hair pulled back.

Screenshot from Mission: Impossible (TV). Rollin disguised as an enemy general with an awful blond mustache stuck to his face.

1. LARRY LINVILLE?! / 2. crusty schoolmarm slash hot librarian makes my sims social interaction meter go red but leather coat is a different story... this is a confusing situation / 3. every time they put a stupid thing on martin landau's face, it cures what ails me

not sure! it's usually moderna and pfizer here.

i love getting vaccinated, i do, give me every vaccine for every disease. but i'm one of those people that gets steamrolled into a cartoon pancake by the covid shot and i sure wish it didn't have to be this way every year!! the pain, man. ☠