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paper dolls let's goooooooo

18.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just realized why my dad has a migraine today

18.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

: )

17.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" lmfao

15.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's been the biggest banger so far

15.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this thread was ten months ago??? what's happening to time

15.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the "oh... really?" dripping in disappointment when talking about landau wanting to show his chest... if that's not the quintessential lesbian experience

14.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
YouTube video titled, "Ultra Masculine White Girl Music for Engaging in Medical Malpractice"

YouTube video titled, "Ultra Masculine White Girl Music for Engaging in Medical Malpractice"

14.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 getting caught in the pain
of the "medium" salsa
red to warn your whole brain 🎡

11.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mewgenics has given us some really important food for thought, such as, "which actors/internet personalities would you try to wrangle to record meows for your video game"

11.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Comic I made when I was in grade school

10.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2487    πŸ” 788    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 11
"man" meme with Mario staring out into the distance at a shoreline. each letter shows a screenshot from a different Mario game.

"man" meme with Mario staring out into the distance at a shoreline. each letter shows a screenshot from a different Mario game.

40 years of anime fans weren't kidding: kimagure orange road movie is brutal as hell

09.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's something ingenious about grundos cafe dropping neoquest ii the night before the super bowl

09.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Fritz the Cat. Light blue background with yellow text that reads: The Motion Picture Code and Rating Administration has rated this motion picture X. Persons under 16 not admitted. Higher age may be posted in theatre lobby.

Screenshot from Fritz the Cat. Light blue background with yellow text that reads: The Motion Picture Code and Rating Administration has rated this motion picture X. Persons under 16 not admitted. Higher age may be posted in theatre lobby.

09.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so hard to parse visually πŸ˜† where does the shank end and the burger begin...

09.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't even understand what i'm looking at lmao

09.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bobby! my pebbles!

08.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is way too real

08.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hoooweeeee that's some good stuff

08.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:(

08.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not supposed to sit (aside from necesseties like eating) for a couple of days but i am so happy to report my Gay Sitβ„’, which is more like laying on either hip, is coming in clutch

07.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The picture is a birb with the text 
A "gamer"
A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

The picture is a birb with the text A "gamer" A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

06.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3889    πŸ” 1290    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13

lmao yeah i was like it's very cool to be so anxious and then it was over

06.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anesthesia is crazy man. you're like how am i supposed to go out like this and then you're just Out

06.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the GOATs

05.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#1984 rb.gy/041552

03.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

hard to say... probably deanna saying to lwaxana, "wait'll you hear our vows, mother; will's going to rap his," and then he rapped part of their wedding song

01.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going to the star trek tng improv musical last night fixed me

01.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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