Mr D Sky

JE SUIS AUTOPEN

The Department of Preemptive Strikes just doesn’t roll off the tongue so well

They all drive automatics because there is a left pedal which stops everything and a right pedal which makes it all go faster. They’re totally baffled by the centre.

Here here. Trump is a bully and the most fragile snowflake in all the lands

It's no mystery. He threatens people with their career and livelihood.
It's core fascism. Be silent, comply or we will destroy you.

He made them an offer they couldn’t refuse

a woman in a purple wig crawls on the floor ALT: a woman in a purple wig crawls on the floor

So when you dance, you

Have you tried replacing the Board?

I think SBS needs a new show:
Who Do You Think You Are Asking Me About Who I Am?

Why, if it isn’t FAFO and not before time

For me but not for thee

YouTube video by AustralianAds Dr Linderman (Australian ad, 1977)

youtu.be/yNeCI11DpYA?... instant recall. In 1977 I was 10.

Ex-Israeli intelligence chief said 50 Palestinians must die for every 7 October victim ‘It does not matter if they are children,’ said Aharon Haliva in recorded comments calling the death toll ‘necessary’

This is Israel.

News live: Albanese announces Australia will recognise Palestinian statehood in September Follow live

Albanese says Australian recognition is predicated on Palestinian Authority commitments including:
- no role for Hamas in future Palestinian state
- recognising Israel's right to exist in peace and security. - demilitarise
- hold general elections

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www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Forgot to mention the team congratulation conga line

I read the food taster’s name as Halitosis

Fowls for the times

Babe let’s just step back and take 5. I’m in a bad space right now, your Honour

Aspiring Cox Blocked by Greens
#parodysubbies

The sting in the tail is the tariff

… [everything] …
WE GOT YOU

… [nothing] …
WE GOT YOU

Born to ruin

Binge refreshing

Gomorrah? (SBS on demand)

Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47

The ongoing assault on free speech in Australian arts is only worsening. This is obscene.

Terrible ending, which neatly follows on from the terrible start and middle

Not at all surprised, he fits right in with all the other bullies.

Do people actually tune in to listen to Fran Kelly and Patricia Karvelas on ABC RN? They do little beyond mutual congratulation and make me switch off straight away. What - honestly - is the attraction?

Simon Holmes A Court at the press club

“In Wannon, if today you donate $1,500 to Liberal MP Dan Tehan, your donation is tax deductible. If today you donate the same to independent opponent Alex Dyson, it is not. Dan has a copy of the electoral roll; Alex has to pay tens of thousands for the same info.”
@simonahac.bsky.social at #npc