Dan Lather

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Tremendous form.

Not just shoot up. I like to call him Coke Throat Kennedy.

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You don't like dates, Fish? Calendars must render you catatonic.

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"all of the owners are so nice"

WHAT

I love Duck's droopy ears!

Assuming you mean you'd sooner pay that $45.

Lol

Government comms are 98% 8chan edgelords. The WH Twitter is run by a bespectacled soybitch called "Kaelan."

If you can dance to make it rain, you should definitely be able to dance for that.

Probably an android.

Just like I bet Stuart was cursing up a storm here. (I still watch this video at least once a week. Those hops, yips and yarps are so good.)

Duck has a mouth on him, huh?

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Jarvis?

Monty!

From what now?

USCP was in a pretty impossible position but yeah, there should have been far more Ashli Babbitts.

Putting "-ai" into my Google queries has become instinctive.

I get it. My Z is a '93. Later dash looks like it was pulled out of a period Buick Century or something. Early dash fits a truck.

Somebody wants the early dash.

Sadly no but maybe an early OBS gang welcome?

*gasp*

I don't want to move and I probably wouldn't move to Texas if I did but California fucking sucks in so very many ways, including where firearms are concerned. What's crazy is I'm a supporter of many of "liberal"s' pet causes provided they don't infringe upon individual sovereignty.

...but when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white.

a bottle of Tapatio hot sauce

ahem

Impossible.