Dan Lather

So it's your fault.

I was going to say they're not and shouldn't be the focus but that isn't to say that they're bad.

I'm afraid I'm not up on the Gliberty lore.

But what will you do when they mutiny?

So I don't mean to make light of this shit but now I have "Prisoner" by 311 stuck in my head.

Excuse you, fish. His tongue is the perfect size.

aw yis

Excuse you. I may not have a law degree but I assure you that I am most definitely a pervert.

Whether a dog or a red panda, they sure are friend-shaped.

Pronatalism would be good if the pronatalists weren't so weird about it.

I still need a "What Would Judas Do?" bumper sticker.

We get some things right.

The voices in his head told him to burn things.

You know an offal lot about this stuff, huh?

Now what's a son of a bisque?

If only because it's why follow bots exist.

Matt Walsh but somehow even more performatively Christian (which is maybe redundant).

Dammit me too. There really need to be fewer Joels in general. Yes I'm including Billy.

Ugh. Webbon.

Also the.

And documented medical history of insufficient blood flow to fhe brain.

It's fine. It was funny because of the context.

Oh no Patel is absolutely not decent, Indian or otherwise.

Oh my god the end.

You're wicked. I love it.