i'm John af rn

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

flying southwest this evening AKA Open Mic Night airlines

israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

delta ads shown on screen both before and after the safety briefing as if we are not already on this goddamn plane

this place is fun because it takes me back to twitter of old where posting feels like shouting things into a void. it's like I found my diary and am writing entries in it years later... like nothing has changed

When I’m in the tub yeah I’m scrubbin that

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com • 15m I can't wait until I have enough followers to do a 20,000 person murder mystery game 9 © 76 • • • Amanda Knox @amandaknox.bsky.social Sounds fun, but l'ma pass. November 18, 2024 at 9:34 PM

That’s fair

tim kaine in the membrane

you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays…

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

why is no one on here talking about the megan track...... this place stinks

I saw Daddy sitting in the corner watching Mommy kissing Santa Claus

i will become the linda yaccharino of this app.