Bobbi 💥Bada-Boom💥

#TIL The Boston Tea Party likely didn’t cause any environmental damage to the Harbor but there were some reports of the fish tasting weird afterward. #TheMoreYouKnow

Especially if I knew a guy

I don’t understand… The TikTok psychics have been wrong about everything.

Rome, what have you done?
He’s a Woke Markist Pope
And he thinks fascists suck
Oh papa, he’s not on our team
He won’t back us up
He thinks we’re in the wrong,
He’s a

Woke Marxist Pope
Woke Marxist Pope

Hobbies: Deeply invested in several lengthy TikTok series

My Cool Friend Michelle Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid.

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Grieving family members suspect foul play in Bell Mountain deaths of twins The brothers, both 19, of Lawrenceville, were discovered on March 8 at the top of Bell Mountain, according to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.

Grieving family members suspect foul play in the deaths of twins Naazir and Qaadir Lewis, who were found shot to death on Bell Mountain

Officials say the preliminary findings point to a murder-suicide, but the family says that's just not possible

A meme showing Kathryn Hahn (Agatha All Along) dressed as an ancient Roman with a toga and crown of laurel, winking suggestively, and captioned “hey Caesar, it’s time to go to the senate” with “Caesar” crossed out in red.

That’s not howling wolves having a rave at dusk—that’s just my neighbor. It’s band practice night.

Just embrace your feral side, that’s what I’m doing 😆

Irrational peeve:

The Rolling Stones = the band

Rolling Stone = the magazine

Why do so many people call the magazine “The Rolling Stone?!”

Q: What do you call Donald Trump in a tanning bed?

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A: Thief jerky

I’m no political expert, but I think we need to investigate the REAL vault of Government gold, the cheese caves. #CheeseCaves #FortKnox #GovernmentGold

Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

That meteor is just thirst trapping us at this point.

Boss: Why did you call this person a fucking asshole?

Me: They were being a fucking asshole.

Boss: Couldn’t you think of a more delicate way to say that?

Me: I did. I put spaces in between each letter so the chat server wouldn’t censor it.

—The conversation I expect to have this week

The Notorious B.I.G.'s Mom Voletta Wallace Dead at 72 The Notorious B.I.G.'s mom, Voletta Wallace, is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Voletta Wallace, the Notorious B.I.G.'s mother, has died. She was 72

You know how you really know you’re bad at trolling? When you spend 45 comments telling someone they’re bad at trolling.

I also enjoy putting glitter pills up my ass and spray painting portraits of my Internet friends

You should stop quoting logical phalluses

I’ll get right on that, Rose.

Then why are you still engaging

I say this with the least due respect possible: I do what the fuck I want

Was I wrong about the teeth?

It’s clear you don’t understand what the word “clear” means, either.

Is it crack, then? Is it crack you’re smoking? It can’t be meth, you look like you probably have teeth.

You’ve quoted Jane Doe in the NBC interview, Shapiro, Jay-Z.. You wanted to talk about the law. -I- was minding my business. You could’ve chosen any comment to be a dick to, but you chose mine. We were meant to be.

Your reading comprehension has really gone down during the course of this conversation. Are you drunk?