“I’ll be dead long before you were born, and I’ll be dead long before you’ll be dead.”
05.03.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bhbnhb.bsky.social
“I’ll be dead long before you were born, and I’ll be dead long before you’ll be dead.”
05.03.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Ugh-look at this freaking lunatic, shoveling snow in a t shirt in 11 degree weather!”
Kiddo: “is there *actually* a lunatic, or is it Daddy?”
“Yeah, it’s your dad.” ❄️🤪
If you think I would stand here, in the same sweatsuit since yesterday, violently eating boxed Mac and cheese directly out of the pan with a giant ladle of a spoon, like some kind of deranged swamp goblin, well, you’d be absolutely right.
14.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Godzilla collection, and any and all Dashiell Hammett.
14.02.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just finished reading this one. I’m usually hesitant to share what I read, because not every book is for every person, but this one was so good. It made my head spin and I couldn’t put it down. I don’t think I’ve ever empathized with a character so much.
13.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Woke up today to a report of husband being woken up in the middle of the night by “weird chewing noise”. Investigation found kitten gnawing on peacefully sleeping kiddos hair. Received morning hug from kiddo, and this was on his shirt. This kitten is really out here giving free pre-dawn haircuts. 😳
11.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time for us to grab another coffee and commiserate.
07.02.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dinner prep/kitchen destruction
#whatsfordinner
A lovely Amanita.
26.01.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess I’ll just post mushroom pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🍄
23.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂🤣. My life
23.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh god, I’m glad it wasn’t ✨that✨ cats…
23.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My tiny brain can’t search anything but “cats”…😭
23.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I never thought I’d say this, but I just…I followed too many cats on here. My entire feed is just cats in various stages of cattery.
23.01.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trying so hard to connect on here, but my entire feed is just cats and a few miscellaneous politics. Any tips/tricks to figure out this space???
16.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I’m a glutton for punishment, so I’m reading Bridge to Terabithia again, as an adult this time.
09.01.2025 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Snooooooowwwwwe ❄️
09.01.2025 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got to spend an entire evening with my (now adult) niece who I see quite rarely. It was glorious and she’s grown into an awesome woman.
09.01.2025 01:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Apologies, thanks.
10.12.2024 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ramen with kimchi and a fried egg sprinkled with gochugaru and a sriracha heart. 🌶️❤️
10.12.2024 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I came here for snarky political commentary and cute pet pics, but I guess I’ll stay here for the wild space photos and book recommendations…
10.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolutely! Started with a fantastically boring read about the Habsburg Dynasty while kiddo was in utero. At age 5 he tested out at a 12th grade reading level, and now is constantly having to be told “no reading at the table/no reading in the dark/no reading while walking, etc. 😂
14.11.2024 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I loved Stardew Valley, and played it SO MUCH! I had a great little life built up, and then somehow lost alllll my progress, and I’ve not picked it up again over a year later. 😫😂
14.11.2024 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0