Andy

Just last week, Kev was lamenting the Greens for being misogynistic and lesbophobic. This week he’s lamenting them for protecting the rights of women to obtain healthcare free from harassment and for schools to recognise that LGBTQ+ pupils should have rights. A roaring arsehole.

When? Genuinely?

First past the post is so stupid. This government could lock Reform out tomorrow if they wanted to.

Starmer’s Labour Party

On current form, I’ll go for a Thursday morning resignation date for this guy.

Lovely stuff 🕷️

Inverness should shout more loudly about itself as a city. Always struck by how brilliant a place it is to visit, even in the cold winter months.

Aye and I think County will end up fine. Looking really ominous for QP. Currently in Inverness, steeling myself for Dingwall pain tomorrow.

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Unbelievable save. PS - please win.

Further spam.

Good morning from Loch Ness.

What a gig that would be.

“Wit ye dae yersel, mate?”

“Walrus monitor.”

Hard to believe that Flynn would take this line unless he was pretty confident there was something pretty damaging in there.

Posts from the Daily Record's Paul Hutcheon on X: #1: 'That's the Scottish Labour "branch office" line dead and buried.' #2: 'From the silence/public statements of Scottish Labour MPs, it's clear they see Keir Starmer, not Anas Sarwar, as their leader.'

Less than six hours between these posts.

Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.

Astonished it has taken this long. Should have been the first action taken.

Cup fever.

Shagger.

A surefire sign that Mandelson will be in the boozer watching rugby tomorrow.

This mob are rolling around in the same shitty gutter as the previous mob were. In any normal world, this would be a resignation matter.

Hahahaha ffs.

Everyone enjoying the adults being back in the room?

Most Edinburgh reaction imaginable to a joyful occasion.

<Retreats into Glaswegian bunker to avoid flying objects from the east>

What the fuck are “core British values” anyway? Vacuous prick.

Had to go back and check that I didn’t imagine this completely deranged instance.

It’s not just the Labour Party btw. Less than a month ago, the BBC were platforming him as he tried in vain to rehabilitate his image for the 20th time.

Enjoying the people who hate the Scottish Government so much that they’re raging at the prospect of the joy of some people getting an extra Monday off. There are plenty of things to criticise them for, but having a good run in the pub over the weekend, consequence free on a Monday, is not one.

Andy Burnham watching PMQs.

Have to think the Mandelson thing will finish Starmer before the electorate even has the opportunity to in May.

Genuinely astounded that the first course of action wasn’t to remove the whip.