🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸

And beautiful!

Not all the time.

But enough that it makes it fun

its me im cute you love you slags

need met, appeal deleted, THANK YOU, love you xoxoxoxoxo

I love love

And I love being in love

And I love being in love with the people I’m in love with

Cordless pet shavers are the way to go

I cut my hair with the same shit I groomed my cat with for years

Paul Buttyan

There are two types of Uber driver

Slow, safe, casual drivers, and Toad from Mario Kart.

I look really fucking good rn, y’all

The driver was very kind and gave me gum afterwards.

Charisma stat at max

I’m so chaotic I can remove monsters from play each turn

Puked out of the Uber cars window, made eye contact with a very cute guy in a pickup.

I smile at him. Puke again. And flashed him the peace sign.

I don’t think I’ve ever turned on a man more than I just did in that moment.

fuck you *revives your creedence clearwater*

Goddamn!

Top tier shit right here

Gonna wear something slutty for Valentine’s Day.

I wear something slutty everyday, but also on Valentine’s Day.

@str1ctur3.bsky.social

Definitely

#AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

when the guy gets up to the mic and gives an overly long speech at the punk show it's kind of like being at the dentist and you're reading sports magazines waiting for your teeth to feel all fun-funny

A two story tall Paul Bunyan statue

This dude is just starting at me like a creep

It will be fine

The joys of only having one marketable skill that doesn’t have any sort of overlap with any of the jobs you’re looking for

where's the feet? where's the trans porn? pornhub is underselling the best hits

Yeah things are this serious, which is why I’m trying to raise money to get to my aunts before Im in the street. I don’t have money for transportation let alone this.

Imagine how relieved people with AIDS felt when Dave Grohl told them the virus didn’t exist

The cool thing about applying for jobs is never getting hired while people get increasingly more angry at you for not having money

Burning a statue of Baal is what I’m calling my bong rips from now on

What an odd choice of Pokemon to use

I had Zubat and it was dope as shit

pokémon go... to the fixins bowls.