Perspective Shift

aye crumb

Good.

"Experience the fury of...

... our giftshooooop."

Hey there N.Y.T,

In point of fact, the entire reason why my younger friends have stopped reading H.P is because the author is the Queen of bigots and is trying to exterminate a bunch of people whose only crime is wanting to live their lives in peace.

Hope that helps!

"Hole Divers 2"

[Wheeeeeeze]

I wasn't expecting to laugh that hard this morning.

Whatever you get up to, I know you're gonna nail it - good luck!

It was actually delicious.

Found it:

Voice of the Smitten: "This is good stuff~"

You have unlocked a core memory of the ice-cream place near my home that did a brief cross-over with Nintendo, and one of the flavors was: 'Donkey Kong's Banana Cream-Pie' with Donkey Kong grinning and giving a thumbs-up behind the ice-cream... but only his thumb was visible poking up.

"The Cheat I told you to remote the Thtoom! All we needed was the BANG!"

So, has anyone else had to deal with Patreon's insane and baffling 'community content guidelines' for paid adult content before?

And if so, how did you deal with it?

I had one of my stories censored for utterly indecipherable reasons and I've been too wigged out to post anything since.

In fairness, you guys have never, ever missed when it came to the soundtrack.

I've had 'Roaring Thunder' on my gym playlist for so long for a reason.

R E T R O

NSFW dialogue being cringe is directly or inversely proportional to how sincere and earnest the dialogue is in context.

Some of the lamest, most cliche dialogue is extremely hot if it's presented without a trace of irony.

Normal Rockwell I believe man

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

How did I not realize Halfchap was you until I saw this picture posted and was like 'WAaaaAAIIITT A FUCKING SECOND?!'

"Khajit has weres, if you have coin."

"Don't you mean wares?"

[Khajit steadfastly ignores the cage of lycanthropes behind him]

"... No."

Gee, it's a real mystery haha

But frankly, most of them. Like, good lord man, your streak is unbroken on just absolute bangers.

Girth to Girth,
Asses to Asses,
Butts to Butts,
Amen

"Well you're a real tough cookie,
With a long history,
Of breaking --------------
----- my knees."

-Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Literal Mix)

All these companies telling me to 'Start off the New Years with a Bang' and yet not one of them has even attempted to flirt with me.

Tch.

The anime I'm currently watching mentioned the government's 'Degeneracy Radar'.

I didn't realize they developed an entire surveillance system just for me.

Absolutely feel you.

Twitter is full of such a culture of horrendous toxicity; getting attention on there feels like Hell.

Is Jolly St. Nicholas using his powers to starve the mice?
This honestly just raises so many further questions.
Oh, I'm out of time? Sorry.

Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.
Which is really weird if you think about it,
since rodents do tend to be most active when their chief predators are sleeping,
so mice not taking advantage of a sleepy Christmas night is kinda silly,
is this Christmas magic?

But also in a very literal sense,
nobody was stirring
because like
how would you even go about the process of cooking when you're asleep?
Stu Pickles kinda managed it when he lost control of his life,
but most people don't find 'sleep stirring' to be a common problem.
But I digress-

Twas the Night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring
In the proverbial sense
Like, in the sense of rising from slumber,
Everyone was still fast asleep is what I'm saying.

Looks like you've got it from here; keep it up!