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@michelegoo.bsky.social

I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations. Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts. No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD. Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha

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Yes the whole thing, but the no masks thing makes me the most anxious lol and yeah, also can’t stop 😂

13.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love the pitt but does anyone else get anxious bc they don’t wear any masks ever or just me?

13.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“I was kind of musing about, is my next boss going to be an AI chatbot? We’re the first ones whose lights are going to go out – not the tech billionaires.”

13.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 41    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 1

🫂

13.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Handsome ginger cat milo sleeping on his side on the couch

Handsome ginger cat milo sleeping on his side on the couch

Watching tv with this guy 🥰

13.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
sigourney weaver and winona ryder - a tall white woman on the left with short dark hair in a white dress with her arm around a shorter white woman on the right with short dark hair, the woman on the right is gazing up at her while the woman on the left looks at cameras pointed at her

sigourney weaver and winona ryder - a tall white woman on the left with short dark hair in a white dress with her arm around a shorter white woman on the right with short dark hair, the woman on the right is gazing up at her while the woman on the left looks at cameras pointed at her

me too winona

11.09.2024 08:36 — 👍 2093    🔁 387    💬 46    📌 36

I love this for you 💖

13.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats

11.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 1353    🔁 395    💬 18    📌 33

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

13.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 3289    🔁 1439    💬 13    📌 6

💖🥰🙏

13.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know them feels 🫂🫂🫂🤞🤞🤞

13.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

close second for me but stomachy is louder than stupid today 😅

13.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

naaawwww 🫠😭💖

13.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image from lettersonote ... I hate every wave of the ocean. —Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836 Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties. -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858 I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world. -Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860 I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. -Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861 I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees. -Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862 I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody. —Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863

Image from lettersonote ... I hate every wave of the ocean. —Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836 Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties. -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858 I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world. -Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860 I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. -Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861 I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees. -Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862 I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody. —Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863

Tag yourself.
I’m “I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world”

13.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

💖🥰

13.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok then. vegas?

13.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that sucks, it's been too long! 😭 it's coming soon! 🤞✨🤞✨

13.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💖🥰🐰💖
ooo what does 🫀 mean?

13.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 12539    🔁 4078    💬 3    📌 60
My variant cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE Unlimited of Star Sapphire and The Atom. She’s raising her eyebrow and smiling at a minuscule Atom flying by her shoulder. Her hair and powers are flowing around them.

My variant cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE Unlimited of Star Sapphire and The Atom. She’s raising her eyebrow and smiling at a minuscule Atom flying by her shoulder. Her hair and powers are flowing around them.

My JUSTICE LEAGUE: UNLIMITED variant 💜💫⚡️

03.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 245    🔁 64    💬 8    📌 1

🧡

12.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🧡😻

12.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to be more flexible.
Now i’m more (micro)plastics

12.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the hearts, friends! They cheered me up 💖🥰 love yous! ❤️

12.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂 3 divorces? God, i’d be ross from friends lol

12.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥰🧡 he is the handsomest cat after all

12.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💖💖🥰🥰 thank you!

12.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫨🫨🫨💖💖💖 thank you!

12.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He sure does! 🧡🧡🧡

12.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woah is this a proposal? 😅

12.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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