Chris Bassett

A SKLEATAN "SORRY I TOLD YOU MY ACTUAL OPINIONS, DO YOU STILL WANT TO TALK TO ME " - SUSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne FOR MORE OF MY WRITTING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

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When DEI would have saved you the embarrassment

The ChatGPT suicide hotline is a hotline that talks you into committing suicide. Doesn't seem like a service that should be legal.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

A drawing of a trucker with small, wide set eyes, big orange hair and a mustache, wearing a large flat bill hat that says "We don't call 9-1-1, we blow into the mystic conch that summons Garglx The Impetuous, an ancient being from under the lake who, in spite of his name, is a caring and considerate figure. He teaches nonviolent conflict resolution strategies." The trucker says "you sure you wanna chance it with me, bud?"

We Don't Call 9-1-1

THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
Director: Alan Crosland

The Onion Headline: "CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company"

People: So, what's your favorite news source?
Me: The Onion

There are no words for how evil this is

Are you sure that poisoning the entire Earth is the right move? Of course. Nothing is real except money.

Sounds like another excellent reason to boycott Paramount!

I think we can all live without the new Debra Messing / Michael Rapaport sitcom.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Thank you, @possiblegrenade.bsky.social!

NY Post if it wasn’t a fascist rag: HOAGIE HERO SERVED JUSTICE

a pleasant doodle of several ducks swimming in a pond, with a caption below that says "one of these ducks is wanted in connection to a string of armed bank robberies between 1987 and 1995 which left 12 injured and 1 dead"

11/06/2025

Retiring at the sprightly age of 85, a rare congressperson who chooses to not die in office. I assume the Bay Area DNC has already begun its quest for a compliant 72 year old tech millionaire to take Pelosi’s place in the district

Employment lawyer here: the number of male employers who genuinely believe they should be able to sleep with their female employees and pay working mothers less than working fathers is most of them. They genuinely believe that it is an injustice against them that they might face repercussions.

I missed bonfire night again this year and I was wondering if perhaps your readers could come up with a short rhyme to help prevent me forgetting it next year. I tried myself but I can't think of anything that rhymes with November that would help me remember. Clem Clemson, Burnley

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A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

Dershbag's the one that threatened this, but still...

Everybody put cnn on RIGHT NOW

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."

They held. I've been pointing and "ha-ha"ing a la Nelson Muntz at every republican sign I see.

And we're here on the scene of the next Corporate Beltway Pundits From Legacy Media Got It Wrong Yet Again show. Welcome y'all, don't forget to cancel them immediately and permanently and subscribe to independent media 💥💥💥

1000 times this, and every day henceforth

I think that if you met Mark E. Smith or the Butthole Surfers in the 80s, you are entitled for a compensation.

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