Jen Plante

My new (hot, queer) hairdresser: “an amazing boyfriend is really just your average girlfriend.” 😂🤣

Go on, queen

Holy shit, Aita. This finish 😮🙌 #BarçaDUXLogroño

List of 2025 women’s Ballon D’Or niminees

Look. At. This. List!! With the year La Reina has had, I think the winner is a foregone conclusion. #BallonDor

Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…

*happy sobbing*

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Ughhhh #WEURO2025

Lucy crying in pain and writhing on the pitch, while Ona rubs her neck. Nobody talk to me. 😭 #WEURO2025

“Close friends” Lucy Bronze and Ona Batlle

These two “very close friends” are facing off on the pitch today, and this lesbian is so giddy I’m skipping through the house

Ona Batlle wearing a suit

Unnngghhhh. Ona can rock a suit 🥵

Lucy Bronze celebrating a made penalty shot

Coincidentally, this is what I look like each day when I thank the gods for gifting us with Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze …

“Close friends” 😂🤣.

💪 #CFCW

Cover of the novel Bloom, featuring flowers, cupcakes, and a woman’s half-flayed face

Holy sh*t, this book. 😂 Who hurt you, Delilah S Dawson?

This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌

Eeeee! Girma’s debut for Chelsea! Let’s go, Blues!

YouTube video by U.S. Soccer Ally Sentnor GOAL | USWNT vs. Colombia | February 20, 2025

I don’t know if it’s the Emma Hayes era or the new young players on the team, but I’m once again excited to watch the USNWT play.

Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏

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Both points. 👏

Trump waving through a window. In the foreground we see the back of a guy powerfully throwing double middle fingers at the Tangerine Hitler.

iconic

Well played, Arsenal admin 😂 #arsenalwfc

Second Chance Animal Services “Cupid’s Karma” flyer

Second Chance Animal Services in MA is asking for donations to get an ex’s or “villain’s” name pooped on ($10) or in whose honor an animal will be spayed/neutered ($50). Did I just donate a spay in honor of Donald Trump, lady boner killer extraordinaire? I sure did. One more pussy is safe from DJT.

Leading the Way in Student Success - Higher Education Digest Dr Micki Davis is the Director of Student Success and Retention at the University of the Cumberlands. In this role, she supports on-campus undergraduate students. She has worked in various higher educ...

My former work wifey is so smart ❤️

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Look, I know the world is a dumpster fire, but I need to find little pockets of joy where I can. Girma coming to Chelsea and getting the paycheck she deserves? So. Much. Joy.

multiple guroars, delightful content

a blurred image of a soccer game with an ad for nivea Alt: a blurred image of a soccer celebration

Guroooooo!! 1 - 0 Blues #CWFC #Woso

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` 10--4 , good buddy '' . Alt: David Lynch in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` 10--4 , good buddy “

Rewatching Mulholland Dr. to celebrate the life and art of this king

That’s a big “Nope!” from yesterday’s mail carrier. 🤣 (Fishtopher, my porch cat, intimidates him.)

I miss you all so much. I think of you often, but I wish we lived closer so I could visit. Sending you love ❤️

Well these lyrics just kicked me in the hoo-ha 😭

Hush, Daria; you’re stunning (respectfully) 😍

Black cat staring up forlornly at the camera

My weight lifting partner thinks he should get a tuna snack after a session, too. (Reader, he swiftly climbed my body and knocked my fork to the floor shortly after this photo was taken.)

This, and the urge to replay the weirdness in my head 🙄