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I'm thinking about learning on how to knit a sweater

12.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

10.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5743    πŸ” 933    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 58

Amon-Ra St. Brown doing a Trump celebration isn't all that surprising once you remember his parents are bodybuilders and his dad changed his last name from Brown to "St. Brown"

10.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luana taking that penalty and converting after what she's been through is part of why I love sports.

08.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:c

26.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SPORTS!

26.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
- PUNT 3 plays, -6 yards, 1:01 
- PUNT 6 plays, 2 yards, 3:12 
- PUNT 3 plays, 1 yard, 1:45 
- INT 4 plays, 11 yards, 1:26 
- SF 3 plays, -10 yards, 0:22 
- PUNT 5 plays, 12 yards, 1:47 
- PUNT 3 plays, 0 yards, 1:00 
- PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:27 
- PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:26

- PUNT 3 plays, -6 yards, 1:01 - PUNT 6 plays, 2 yards, 3:12 - PUNT 3 plays, 1 yard, 1:45 - INT 4 plays, 11 yards, 1:26 - SF 3 plays, -10 yards, 0:22 - PUNT 5 plays, 12 yards, 1:47 - PUNT 3 plays, 0 yards, 1:00 - PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:27 - PUNT 3 plays, 5 yards, 0:26

26.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Score: Colorado 0, Utah 43
1st Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 17
2nd Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 26
Team Stats between COL | UTAH
1st Downs: COL 3, UTAH  16 |
3rd down efficiency: COL 2-10, UTAH  5-11 |
4th down efficiency: COL 0-0, UTAH  1-1 |
Total Yards: COL -18, UTAH  398 |
Passing: COL 23, UTAH  138 |
Comp/Att: COL 5/16, UTAH  7/18 |
Yards per pass: COL 1.4, UTAH  7.7 |
Rushing: COL -41, UTAH  260 |
Rushing Attempts: COL 17, UTAH  31 |
Yards per rush: COL -2.4, UTAH  8.4 |
Penalties: COL 1-0, UTAH  7-65 |
Turnovers: COL 1, UTAH  0 |
Fumbles lost: COL 0, UTAH  0 |
Interceptions thrown: COL 1, UTAH  0 |
Possession: COL 11:32, UTAH  18:28 |

Score: Colorado 0, Utah 43 1st Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 17 2nd Quarter: Colorado 0, Utah 26 Team Stats between COL | UTAH 1st Downs: COL 3, UTAH 16 | 3rd down efficiency: COL 2-10, UTAH 5-11 | 4th down efficiency: COL 0-0, UTAH 1-1 | Total Yards: COL -18, UTAH 398 | Passing: COL 23, UTAH 138 | Comp/Att: COL 5/16, UTAH 7/18 | Yards per pass: COL 1.4, UTAH 7.7 | Rushing: COL -41, UTAH 260 | Rushing Attempts: COL 17, UTAH 31 | Yards per rush: COL -2.4, UTAH 8.4 | Penalties: COL 1-0, UTAH 7-65 | Turnovers: COL 1, UTAH 0 | Fumbles lost: COL 0, UTAH 0 | Interceptions thrown: COL 1, UTAH 0 | Possession: COL 11:32, UTAH 18:28 |

Is this good?

26.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checks out!

26.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After Hours on CBC has Kraken GM Jason Botterill and Kraken F Shane Wright tonight. Always liked Scott Oake's interviews of players.

26.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I wish I had that

26.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle Kraken on Hockey Night in Canada's late game tonight vs. Edmonton, which means I can compare how far the time difference is between KONG-TV and CBC Vancouver (CBUT). KONG is ahead of CBUT by like 8 seconds.

26.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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MIZZOU WAS ONE YARD SHORT OF THE HAIL MARY 😱

Vandy comes out with the win πŸ”₯

25.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8
A Burger King in Victoriaville, Quebec

(no idea why my Street View is in Japanese)

A Burger King in Victoriaville, Quebec (no idea why my Street View is in Japanese)

And yet, Burger King in Quebec is still called Burger King

26.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever got home plate seats (I wouldn't pay for them, I like to sit several rows up and to the right towards 1st base), I'd wear a shirt like "I love you :)" instead of some annoying shit. Heck, I'd probably not wear a gimmicky shirt in general, but if I had to, it would be something nice.

26.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Why Trump’s East Wing Demolition Needed to Happen

On October 25th,

Ross Douthat wrote an opinion piece defending Trump's East Wing construction of the White House by saying essentially that it's not that bad and odd whataboutism about Obama's presidential center in Chicago.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/o...

25.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooo, it's raining :)

24.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.

19.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5602    πŸ” 1779    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 65

Identity politics in a nation founded on White supremacist patriarchal ideals ARE important. Bernie Sanders routinely fails to see that and that gets him into situations like this where he's dismissing a literal totenkopf on a man's chest.

21.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bernie Sanders has dogshit political optics because he's a class reductionist who is ALSO a liberal. e.g. his beliefs in "socialism" is not rooted in workers owning the means of production, he only wants an expanded social safety net within the same system.

21.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And today he got fired

18.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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List of individual dogs - Wikipedia

This is my favorite wikipedia article now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

14.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A’ja Wilson is the first player to win #WNBA MVP, Defensive Player of the Year and Finals MVP in the same season. She joins Lisa Leslie in winning both of those a’wards twice.

11.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finals MVP: A'ja Wilson

11.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Las Vegas Aces are your 2025 WNBA Champions πŸ†

This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!

#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV

11.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 30

I think the two China Games for the Nets vs. the Suns are on NBA TV, next one is Sunday at 7 AM ET

10.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vegas Golden Knights vs. San Jose Sharks | Full Game Highlights | ESPN NHL
YouTube video by NHL on ESPN Vegas Golden Knights vs. San Jose Sharks | Full Game Highlights | ESPN NHL

youtu.be/lYgoR84Sw68?...

10.10.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Alex Nedeljkovic.

The Sharks lost in one of the most bizarre situations, but aptly Sharks situations imaginable. Vegas is 15-0-3 in regular season games at San Jose all time now. That's going in SportsCenter's Not Top 10 for sure.

10.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this genuinely, they gotta put her name in the rafters.

10.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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