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Ok I gotta know

Were they fans of either team?

First Running back*

Kenneth Walker III named Super Bowl MVP, and first since Terrell Davis at Super Bowl XXXII in 1998

RB SB MVPs:

Larry Csonka VIII
Franco Harris IX
John Riggins XVII
Marcus Allen XVIII
Ottis Anderson XXV
Emmitt Smith XXVIII
Terrell Davis XXXII
Kenneth Walker III LX

Sam Darnold 19/38, 202 Yds, 5.3 Yards per Pass, 1 TD

Sam Darnold becomes the first starting QB in NFL history to win a Super Bowl after playing with 5 or more teams

Score: Seattle 29, New England 13 1st Quarter: Seattle 3, New England 0 2nd Quarter: Seattle 6, New England 0 3rd Quarter: Seattle 3, New England 0 4th Quarter: Seattle 17, New England 13 Team Stats between SEA | NE 1st Downs: SEA 20, NE 18 | Passing 1st downs: SEA 11, NE 14 | Rushing 1st downs: SEA 9, NE 2 | 1st downs from penalties: SEA 0, NE 2 | 3rd down efficiency: SEA 4-16, NE 6-15 | 4th down efficiency: SEA 0-0, NE 0-0 | Total Plays: SEA 71, NE 67 | Total Yards: SEA 335, NE 331 | Yards per Play: SEA 4.7, NE 4.9 | Total Drives: SEA 13, NE 15 | Passing: SEA 194, NE 252 | Comp/Att: SEA 19/38, NE 27/43 | Yards per pass: SEA 5.0, NE 5.1 | Interceptions thrown: SEA 0, NE 2 | Sacks-Yards Lost: SEA 1-8, NE 6-43 | Rushing: SEA 141, NE 79 | Rushing Attempts: SEA 32, NE 18 | Yards per rush: SEA 4.4, NE 4.4 | Red Zone (Made-Att): SEA 1-4, NE 1-1 | Penalties: SEA 4-25, NE 3-25 | Turnovers: SEA 0, NE 3 | Fumbles lost: SEA 0, NE 1 | Defensive / Special Teams TDs: SEA 1, NE 0 | Possession: SEA 33:11, NE 26:49 |

Seattle Seahawks 29
New England Patriots 13
Final

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS FOR THE SECOND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY

Kenneth Walker: 135 Rush Yds, 26 Rec Yds
Jason Myers: 4/4 FG
Michael Dickson: 6 Punts, 47.2 Yds per Punt, 2 Inside 20
Uchenna Nwosu: 1 INT TD

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks? ‘The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further Photograph of Ski jumping by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images Hyaluronic acid is a common filler used in cosmetic surgery, including injections being used for penile girth enlargement surgery.

Hiiii :D

A photo of an uncrustable with the edges, aka the crust, pointed at with a line

Clearly there is a crust on an uncrustable. I'm sick of being lied to.

The Golden State Warriors just took 20 threes (made 7) and had 0 points in the paint in the 1st quarter against the Suns who are basically playing the end of their bench.

Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning in a blowout? You know a bunch of nonsense is gonna happen. Many misconducts and game misconducts already.

what the hell do you mean the muppet show that just dropped was a one time (maybe) special?! this feels like a bait and switch! this is an outrage!

Kings sign extension on F Artemi Panarin. 2 years, $11m AAV according to ESPN.

NHL rosters are officially frozen until Feb. 22 at 11:59 p.m.

Artemi Panarin and Rasmus Andersson are among the top trade targets already off the board. Jim Nill will have 12 days before the deadline to make a move.

Yeah... I wasn't that high on Greentree in his draft year. But the Rangers will probably argue that this is "essentially" a first and conditional third. Chris Drury probably could've just waited lol.

As a Sharks fan, thank goodness Mike Grier didn't do this

Los Angeles Kings have F Artemi Panarin from the NY Rangers in exchange for a conditional 3rd round pick and prospect Liam Greentree per ESPN

"Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002" by Pet Symmetry

I know this might sound alarmist, but I think the Warriors should blow it up and get rid of Mike Dunleavy Jr

Trading the picks for one more run is not going to work, and having (mostly) the same staff that picked Wiseman, Kuminga, Moody, Podz, and managed this roster is just illogical going forward

I have never seen Smokey and the Bandit, what do you mean there's a WESTBOUND and down

They had PIZZA AND PASTA

youtu.be/Xj223tdvnpk?...

Whaddya mean a restaurant that had a slogan "You can eat here" failed?!

HI :D

youtu.be/OMfZZw2_AhU

Over the past two months, sea lions memes have become very important to me.

I'm thinking about learning on how to knit a sweater

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

Amon-Ra St. Brown doing a Trump celebration isn't all that surprising once you remember his parents are bodybuilders and his dad changed his last name from Brown to "St. Brown"

Luana taking that penalty and converting after what she's been through is part of why I love sports.

:c