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Tennessee Lightning is Ashley Monroe's White Album

I may be posting extravagant praise for Ashley Monroe for the next few days and then deleting it. Bear with me while I acquaint myself with her new, wonderful album.

We might be booking Jon Langford for our block party again. 😁

This is fitting because Brandon Johnson ran on getting the stockyards up and running again

Ad for Olay from the back cover of People magazine: "People HALL OF FAME WINNER BEAUTY AWARDS 2024 OLAY REGENERIST MICRO-SCULPTING CREAM" It's a photo of a little red jar with white cream in it

Holy shit. Finally made it. Congrats, Olay

I am sure you are not.

Probably somebody already had a scholarly talk about the Addams family. Can you point me toward it?

Flu-like symptoms in Harlem? Check with your doc. Legionnaires is bad.

The United States Air Force is set to deny retirement benefits to transgender folks who have served and earned them. If you think this is right then you can kiss my black ass French style.

The facts in the article were reported by multiple media sources from all over the world, because the primary source is from the company bragging that its tech has been used by Chinese authorities:
english.cas.cn/newsroom/arc...

Bobby Jenks, a large white man, in a Chicago White Sox uniform, black jersey, white pants with black pinstripes, looks like he's leaving the mound celebrating an out.

No love for the late, great Bobby Jenks?

Nope!

I disagree. There's a nine hole Chicago Park District course about a mile from me that gets used by plenty of working class folks. And it's literally owned by the people.

I liked this even though I've never seen the show

Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.

I thought this was a joke for a minute, but nope. This is correct.

It doesn't matter where a penis museum is, a penis museum could never have too many penises. Even if they had more penises than they could display and/or archive, they could always auction some of the surplus to collectors. This is standard penis logistics.

Thank you. I tell them that all the time and I've never had what I would call a proper response 😡

I will pledge to raise $300,000 to build an even bigger Labubu

They got corgi races on ESPN2. You're welcome

Blocked & reported!

Fucking crazy game. Rockies were down 9-1 after the first and just won 17-16 with a walk-off 2 run homer

A view of Coors Field from L344

I am drinking a Coors beer at Coors Field

I learned today that the bartender at my very local brewery's tasting room passed away unexpectedly this week. Paul was a good guy and had remarkably similar taste in music to me. I have no idea what happened, but give hugs to all your gen x buddies

How does a nation de-fascist without a military defeat? Spain did it, right? Who else and how'd that work?

You obviously have a serious problem if you have to wear that shirt. I will pray for you, Josh Gondelman. 🙏🏼

Did someone fire up a time machine to start delivering 2003 atheists to 2025?

That's a very fun fact

YouTube video by Christopher Hazard Bob Dylan with Grateful Dead [1080p Restoration] July 10, 1987 - JFK Stadium - Philadelphia, PA

I'm not really a deadhead, but I can appreciate some of their work, and I am a Dylan fan, tho probably a weird one who appreciates his "bad" output more than most. This is kind of fun. (Much more fun than that terrible album they issued in 1989)
youtu.be/sBBKKPXh0hU?...

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