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AI body horror slop

AI body horror slop

Cronenberg wishes he could do body horror like this:

17.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

pausing my social media detox for 30 seconds to post that if we hire matt rhule i will evaporate into dust

12.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of NYT YouTube channel introducing a recipe with β€œchickpea anxiety is real.”

Screenshot of NYT YouTube channel introducing a recipe with β€œchickpea anxiety is real.”

I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real

03.10.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2574    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 49

Cool to think that if this album had come out 15 years ago it might have been about Todd Heap serving dick.

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I love my 11:45 swig of cold coffee before heating up lunch lol

29.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes put on the classic rock station while I make dinner and im obsessed with whatever algorithm finds the best album to display for this as the balls of fury soundtrack

29.09.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had bad scenes with a horse as a child myself

29.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At Braves?

29.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

28.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9684    πŸ” 4332    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 115

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

29.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3831    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 71

(EA fans - why not spend half an hour on a Manchester United fan forum in order to meet some of the angriest and most well-informed critics of private equity you will ever find)

29.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I needed this

29.09.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
rodney dangerfield

rodney dangerfield

I tell ya I got problems. I bought my wife a medbed and set it to cure all her troubles. When she woke up, it served me with divorce papers.

29.09.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1005    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

there are almost certainly more people β€”Β more blue collar laborers, specifically β€”Β involved in the cultivation and production of chardonnay grapes and wine than in coal

29.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7972    πŸ” 1314    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 81

And Alonso picked free agency? Banner day in Queens lol

28.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More time to meet with J6ers eh Brandon?

28.09.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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$765 MILLION FOR WHAT LMAO

28.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahhaa

28.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flipped on SNY I hope to taste the tears through my TV

28.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet

28.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1961    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

Nick Allen XBH the greatest way to end the year

28.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the brewers have taken the lead so the mets control their own destiny at the moment and oh, oh no, oh no no no no no no no no

28.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah Charlie

28.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #30400 from S05 -E08 - Battle Shanghai Crab-629266

Frame #30400 from S05 -E08 - Battle Shanghai Crab-629266

28.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Same

28.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy contributed more towards the current state of the nation than 99.9999% of the population. This is the America he worked for decades to create.

28.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3024    πŸ” 661    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 16

Probably much cooler than losing a heartbreaker

28.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep

28.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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