Eric

So out of the baseball loop think I need to go to Barnes and Nobles and pick me up an old school Athlon MLB Preview magazine or some shit

oh no, the Utah Jazz are in danger of hitting the third apron of the tank umbrella, and then would have only 90 days to get back under the apron threshold before possibly being subjected to losing a trade exception or the worse of two future second-round picks falling between the 45th and 60th overa

Screenshot of Winter Olympics figure skating scorebug. In the "Technical Score" box there is are numeric base and execution scores plus a series of squares, with one yellow square, three green squares, and eight grey squares.

The most challenging part about figure skating is that skaters have to play Wordle on the ice and it counts as part of their technical score.

Listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Started watching lost

Prince Philip, looking like hell

Former Prince Andrew, looking like Hell

Like father, like son

Original post: Justin Steele @J_Steele21 •18h I just had a full on conversation with Grok for about a hour and a half. @grok what even is life? Quote post: Jackson Chourio Enthusiast @M....8h The ace of my most hated team is a big loser let's g0000000000000000000 Reply: Justin Steele @J_Steele21.8h @grok am I loser?

chicago cubs century of humiliation

But it's "newsworthy" to treat AOC like a fucking dumbshit because she said "um"

Tara Peterson got that CLUTCH gene

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

I dont believe anyone knows exactly whats happening in a speed skating relay

Kris Bryant [written by Joel Coen]: I suppose it’s just in my nature, in human nature, to have ambition, even when there seems to be nothin goin my way.

Me [written by Ethan Coen]: son of a bitch pinball machine stole my quarter again

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE RAYS ARE MAKING A BOBBLEHEAD OF THE LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

Men's curling team sucking ASS

Q: I heard a tale from the making of “Network,” that while you were filming up high in those office buildings, you were mooning people on the streets below. ROBERT DUVALL: Could have been. We did a lot of mooning in “The Godfather.” Big time. I remember I was driving Jimmy Caan, and Brando was walking down the street, and Jimmy’s got a little ass and big shoulders: “Stick your ass out the window and get Brando.” Coppola would say, “Come on, guys, we’ve got to be serious here.” He liked it, though, because it relaxed the set.

RIP Robert Duvall. I hope you and Jimmy Caan are mooning Marlon Brando, wherever you are now. www.nytimes.com/2014/10/05/m...

Twitter posts from January: 1. pic of Anne Hathway 2. @grok... do your thing 3. Grok's reply: "Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish [but] she's played Jewish roles

Still thinking about the time someone wanted Grok to nudify Anne Hathaway but wasn't specific enough

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Happy Valentines Day from former NFL wide receiver Roddy White

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

'90s heartthrob John Stamos experiences the wonder of Buc-ee's "That's a lot of beef jerky."

"That's a lot of beef jerky."

#Horny4Trinidad

1 month to go. Shes 100% ready lol I'm 90%ready haha

Washed! Me too tho my thoughts are totally consumed by baby lol

Left out! Lol

Do it queen

0. Wanna know the wild thing?

The thing id be most resistant towards is cucumber

Watched Maximum Overdrive this afternoon