Emmeryn, Mistress of Games 🏳️‍⚧️

Due to temporal displacement (didn't bring all the paraphernalia on a trip), I join the Supreme Thursday injection Gang from the decidedly-less-Supreme Monday Injection Squadron with a flawless left leg injection 🫡

A sunset of blue to orange gradient over misty mountains

Had a beautiful sunset on our first flight of our return trip

Can I record a podcast while actively playing the game? How many times will I swear on mic due to dying in the game? Will I be able to beat the boss in the hour and 45 minute runtime of this podcast? Find out in our Silksong episode!

I guess i gotta watch Cinderella Grey, I can't believe they managed to turn horse girl race anime into a horror anime

waow! tomorrow.

We are truly everywhere. Particularly behind the counter at your local game store

Love to walk into a game store on the opposite coast to find a beautiful trans woman with flawless eye makeup working the counter

The next time I run into this I'm going to start playing rock paper scissors and really embarrass everyone involved

Is there anything more embarrassing than going for the handshake when the other person goes for the first bump, and then you both swap, and then you swap it again....

Can I record a podcast while actively playing the game? How many times will I swear on mic due to dying in the game? Will I be able to beat the boss in the hour and 45 minute runtime of this podcast? Find out in our Silksong episode!

"They're called Findy Fighties now" listen to yourself

I've literally only seen this come up in the last 24 hours but I'm joining the war or metroidvania on the side of the metroidvanias

The problem with calling them Search Action games is that is incredibly sauceless. Metroidvania is fun to say. Search Action feels like you're going to do an I Spy

Have to get on three separate planes today, wish me luck

Hey bud, you were asleep but i signed you up for the draft so we could get a full pod. Woah, hey, slow down. 2025? Spiderman? Spongebob? 40k? Lord of the Rings? Star Trek? Yeah right, like they'd ever get the rights for any of that. Anyway, it's Khans-Fate-Khans, pass to the left.

Hey bud, you were asleep but i signed you up for the draft so we could get a full pod. Woah, hey, slow down. 2025? Spiderman? Spongebob? 40k? Lord of the Rings? Star Trek? Yeah right, like they'd ever get the rights for any of that. Anyway, it's Khans-Fate-Khans, pass to the left.

40k only works as a game because all of the factions can find any reason to fight any other faction, even the ones they shouldn't fight

The union arena people heard the voices of the masses clamoring and gave us what we really want: Goreinu cards for @notquitereal.bsky.social

Making games is sometimes just stringing together a series of words that spark joy, in this case: "I am a goat girl, and it is my birthday"

The gauntlet in the Forum just might be the death of me. I'll have to try it again tomorrow

I have to do my shot but I am so tired and my head hurt... someone come forcefem me

Next Tomb Raider game Lara is boobed up and talks extensively about her breast augmentation surgery and how she needs to secure some artifacts so she can go up some more cup sizes

time loops and video games go hand in hand because they ask the same thing from the subject/player: you need to try and fail repeatedly, remember certain elements, train yourself, master the environment, and then execute a "perfect" run. It can be an elegant solution to make game mechanics diegetic

This seems to stem from The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (1965), and the movie adaptation was huge at the japanese box office in the 80s. Before that there was time travel in fiction, but not the loop. Seems like that inspired early devs (Majora's Mask being a big one), whose work became inspiration

I would rather fight a boss than do an enemy gauntlet in Silksong any day

Umamusume has gotta get something besides this bingo mini game for events, or was stale three events ago

Why are we taking someone with under 500 followers calling for a blackout as gospel. I've only seen it in the context of people dunking on it

The other day I found one of my headset's ear cushions had broken off in the night, I'd bet he was responsible for that. Didn't even have the decency to mess up both of them, that monster...