ㅤ𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕒 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗 🗽✌🏼⚖️

Die, motherfucker.

I’m over here using Xcel Energy’s budget plan, so that I can afford my monthly utilities, meanwhile this motherfucker made $11 mil. #eattherich

One Minnesota.

I don’t post here much, but this is worth a shout out. Happy second anniversary (tomorrow) to my wife, @stephwolf 🖤🥰

What a fun Mother’s Day surprise to chat with @amyklobuchar.com
in an Uptown Minneapolis nail salon this weekend. 💅🥰✊🏼

It has been a while since I declared my hate for this administration. Die already.

We did it! Just go with your gut.

St. Paul, Minnesota #handsoff

11 years ago I found my first gray hair. I stopped dying it this year & just as I turned 41 last week, I’m seeing how prominent they are. 🖤 AND I love them just as much as I love the laugh lines around my eyes. This life brings so much joy. 🥰 #sobersky

Almost enough to get me to come back. 🤮

🙃🙃

I don’t wanna brag, but I did meet Steve-O today. 🥰🪂🤘🏼😁 #sobersky

Traveling from Minneapolis to Arizona early this morning. Many compliments from women, and death stares from men. But my favorite? Old guy says “your shirt is vile.” 😄 The irony.

Fuck #Target

I used to be in their damn near weekly. But I haven’t been there since I learned they’re Republican ball lickers.

😁🖤

Abortion is legal in Minnesota. I will help you get here, give you a place to stay, and feed you. I’ll even watch your kids. Planned Parenthood is just a couple of miles from my home. I gotchu!

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The only thing that really bugged me about last night’s address was that we didn’t get to witness the motherfucker drop dead.

Trump on his way to deliver address to Congress… Elon Musk comes out before he does while on their way to the cars. This is so fucking weird.

Snitches get stitches.

Y’all know damn well Putin dick suckers in the Oval Office snitched on themselves. We all know what snitches get… snitches get hung. Haha, you thought I was gonna say stitches.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL

In case you didn’t see what actually happened in the Oval Office last week… 😆

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Hang him.

Last Tuesday it was 1° outside, and hurt to breathe. Tonight it’s a balmy 41°, and perfect porch weather. I love #Minnesota! AND I’m exited to hear @governorwalz.mn.gov is back in the ‘hood. Welcome back, neighbor!

When my insurance company wanted ME to pay $200/month for prescriptions (on top of my monthly premium), @mcuban.bsky.social offered the same meds for $30! What a dummy. 😄

I love!

I’m so sorry for your loss. Best of luck finding a new hairdresser!

How high is he?