Callumbuddy

Out of curiosity, have you seen M?

Do you think Glass Joe ever did photo shoots like these?

“I love Krabby Pat—“

“SPONGEBOB!!!”

Sometimes I feel forgotten. *Stares blankly at hands.*

People are talking about He-Man having pronouns, but no one is talking about how the filmmakers used the incorrect pronouns (it should be “HE/MAN”).

“My man.”

*He goes in to dap his homie, only for Karl Marx to swoop in and take the dap.*

Marx: “Our man.”

My passion project is really coming together. Seeing pieces fall into place just makes me so happy.

I like when people say my name over the phone because it reminds me that I exist.

A pair of work-issued headphones went missing, with the only remnant being the covers, left atop my computer. As I pondered what may have happened between when I left work last night and my arrival today, I looked over to the front doors to find that Benoit Blanc, in the flesh, was not there.

“I don’t like Italian food.”

“Not even pizza?”

“No.”

“Not even pasta?”

“No.”

“Not even burgers?”

“No.”

“Why don’t you like burgers, they’re not even Italian?”

“Can you buy burgers in Italy?”

“I guess… uh, probably?”

“Then it’s Italian food.”

Truth be told, I’ve wanted to be a writer on a Mother-inspired project for a long while. I kinda hope to have an opportunity to do that at some point.

Ah, you see, that’s the source of some controversy. There was that Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl where Jerry Jones consumed Kraft’s soul during the halftime show. The Patriots used his death as a rallying cry and won, leading to immense debate as to whether or not that counted for Kraft. So 2 or 3.

Zelda II > Zelda 1

The year is 2126. The Dallas Cowboys have won their first Super Bowl in 130 years. The team wheels out Jerry Jones, who is attached to various machines and whose rough, pale skin is almost falling off his brittle bones. JJ then rejuvenates by sucking all the opposing players’ souls like Shang Tsung.

The Shadow Crystals making a SAVE point.

Jerry Jones said he wants to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowls, and I can only assume that is a part of the black magic that keeps him alive.

I feel like etiquette has gotten worse, because the amount of times people try talking to me while I’m on the phone is astounding.

Infinite Money Glitch

Step 1. Create a great service.

Step 2. Go public and ruin your service to appease investors.

Step 3. Introduce a subscription service that reverts the dogshit changes and gives you the service as it was originally built.

His popular knapsack with many different locations.

Twinkle twinkle little BITCH

Something something

Abercrombie and Fitch

He’s resorted to drinking on air now that his wallet is gone.

That guy begins 2026 by getting mugged.

Anderson Cooper starts 2026 with a new wallet.

The guy was right. Anderson Cooper’s 2026 will be alright.

CNN New Year’s

“So how do you feel about 2026?”

“I have a great feeling about 2026!”

“You’ve said that every year for the past ten years, and every year, it’s been false.”

And then Anderson Cooper punches the guy who said he had a good feeling about it and then steals his wallet to start 2026.

This year was the 40th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. That has nothing to do with how dogshit 2025 was, I just thought that was cool.

I sadly did not, but I do have other pictures of some murals.

Literally all Phoenix had to do was not say anything.

I like the part of the first Ace Attorney where Phoenix approaches a culprit with incriminating evidence and accuses him during an investigation like an idiot, only to then get punched in the face, lose the evidence, and get arrested.