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Caves of Qud screenshot: Cat herder says "I beg you. Do not release the cats."

Caves of Qud screenshot: Me talking to the cat herder, gate wide open, cats nowhere to be seen

ah.. ah shit
Sory

strange as far as the people around you are concerned rather

learning how to pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is a trap that gets you making strange noises for the forseeable future

YouTube video by Taskmaster Greg Davies vs The Autocue… #outtake

im referring to this specific outtake for context m.youtube.com/shorts/blr-b...

i love taskmaster because what other show gives me a tone of voice in which to say "onion rings" that makes my mom laugh

i feel like it should be significantly more frowned upon than it is to do things like schedule an employee 4 and a half hours every 3 weeks :/

mi moku e telo seli pi kili loje :3 ona li pana pona tawa mi

im playing the calamity mod for terraria functionally blind and made the decision early on to not look anything up. i get to conduct Experiments about it

it is 85/29.5 degrees in my room

ona li soweli kulupu mama mi! taso mi pona mute tawa soweli Poteka. mi pona tawa ona!

YouTube video by JayGamesOrSomething How to build a Dinosaur in Minecraft | Parasaurolophus

Hey guys so I decided to plan out a new video style so check it out!

This is my first build tutorial so please be merciful 🙏

youtu.be/MOa7R9eaefg

lon a!!

soweli Poteka li lon len ma tomo. ona li soweli pi alasa waso pi alasa soweli lili jaki. ona li walo pimeja.

ni li sitelen pi soweli Poteka!

yuni the nudibranch, a character my chat designed and i drew! a free oc for anyone to use! #furry #anthro

soweli suwi li lon sijelo mi!!! ona li mu suwi!

mathematicians are fucking with us

this just in: cephalopods

soweli Poteka li soweli suwi. ona li lape. sijelo ona li lukin sama sike. ona li lon len supa lape jan.

ona li weka taso mi jo e sitelen pi tenpo ante!

in a moment, everything can change

look at this glow-up

mi luka e ona! ona li mu suwi a!

soweli suwi li lon supa lape mi.... ni li pona

found a second mnm

im eating trailmix and there is ONE mnm in this. come on

weighted blankets arent enough i need to be compacted into a cube

sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k

idk why people don't like fishing in terraria i think it's fun

i am tired and still have two hours left of my shift :/ woe and misery

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one of the random adhd impulses i have is to do cartwheels. i do not know how to do a cartwheel and do not know why i keep having something in my brain telling me to do it