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when dipshit CEO's say they "work 20hrs a day, 7 days a week" they do not mean the same kind of work you and I do. To them, their very existence is profitable, they "breathe value into everything they see" They view being awake and thinking about stuff as "work." They are not slaving away at a desk.

Prime 4 is amazing, the haters can stay mad. I think the nerdy guy is funny.

Asan ang gana ko || HEY JUNE!

i tried my best with this one, but drawing on glass is just too smooth for me😭

in my experience the 30 day wait has always been "under promise, over deliver." Most disputes don't take more than a week. One time my entire channel got demonetized due to a bogus content-theft report, and it was fixed within 7hrs of my screen-recording appeal proving I made my own videos. 🤷‍♀️

look at this bluesky usage heatmap to see when I decided to prioritize mental health

i've played more new games this year than I can recall in recent memory. idk what people are talking about, Switch 2 is months old and I already have a backlog LOL.

these are the most detailed Nintendo Patch Notes I've ever seen, wtf?

the problem with criticism of companys business practices being framed as "anti-consumer/pro-consumer" is now you have people acting like charging full price for a game that cost full price to make is some kind of crime on par with destroying right to repair or suing archivists into poverty

And to answer the actual question, "Is 4k resolution 60fps or 1080p at 120fps worth $10?" i would say absolutely, yes. Not to mention the new application with new lore, voice acting, and gameplay features. Those people need paid. You want those people paid, right? That's the $10. It's a product.

People are so intentionally obtuse about this that it draws away from the actually shitty business practices of Nintendo, because instead of discussing those, I have to spend time correcting woefully dishonest claims about a framerate patch costing $80 when that is NOT the fucking case.

If you got your copy of TOTK for $3 from your friend Ted, the upgrade pack is still $10. You put your cartridge into the console, you pay $10 for the upgrade pack, and you're playing for $13. The upgrades are unrelated to the base game's price. It's not "$80 for 60fps" it's $10 for 60fps.

"Are the Switch 2 enhancements of TOTK worth $80" is such a dishonest framing it drives me mad. The enhancements are not $80. They are $10. If you have TOTK and a Switch 2, then you pay $10. If you don't have TOTK, you need TOTK, then the enhancements are $10. The enhancements are NEVER $80.

As someone who only streams once a week and views Twitch as a secondary platform, this is still pretty cool to see. Top 10% in OOT is really cool since I love that game so much. Thanks for the good year, everyone!

system-level notifications should not be used for advertising, and they certainly should not be used to rope poor consumers into purchasing a console they can't afford with some "buy now, pay later" bullshit.

This stuff is addictive. Imagine if instead of Klarna, it was VISA offering a credit card

booted up my PS4 to use as a Bluray player in the living room, haven't used it in years.

Got a system-level notification like a Trophy Alert, but it was actually an AD for Klarna.

"Can't afford the PS5? Upgrade now for $19/month"

Fuck your entire life Sony/Klarna, that's so predatory.

Well earned! Highly deserved! That checkmark's gonna bring the whole room together.

sonic drawn as a tiny hedgehog

gotta go fast

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nice argument, but here's a 50,000 word smut novel i wrote about the two of us enjoying a quiet domestic life on the countryside. im pregnant and made you breakfast. we could be so happy if you just let me in and stopped listening to those podcasts

shoutouts to this 15 year old "lyrics video" for "Don't Mess Around with Jim" that straight up omits lyrics they couldn't catch by ear. genuinely had me in stitches.

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oh man, is THIS why people aren’t watching video essays anymore?