Dark Axolotl

I’m seeing a disturbing trend of ads pushing tracking your menstrual cycle as a form of birth control, and PEOPLE, SPERM CAN LIVE IN YOUR BODY UP TO 5 DAYS AFTER EJACULATION. Tracking your cycle won’t matter!! Please use real birth control if you don’t want to get pregnant!

They sang All Creatures of our God and King at Jane Goodall’s funeral 🥹🥹 got me tearing up. What a lovely being she was/is.

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Fuck democrats, that’s all

One thing that hasn't been tried yet: good politicians. It could theoretically work

It’s genuinely fascinating how this one fleeting exchange on Community just nailed white people to the wall, then and now.

If this idea excites you, absolutely get in touch with @runforsomething.net. They'll help you get started.

It's just always nice to see Republicans eat shit. Great feeling

Trump tweets about himself like he’s a third party news source, and it’s very strange. Does he think he’s tricking his followers somehow?

The bad news is that *even in the current climate* liberals, capitalists, and mainstream media will form a united front with the fascists to oppose a center-left candidate.
The good news is that they can be defeated.

so all the cops and millionaires are leaving nyc right?

Today I felt the need to apologize to my husband for racking up a bill from going to the doctor and getting necessary tests because we live in the United States of Shit.

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A list of songs on the twilight: New Moon soundtrack. Meet me on the equinox by Death Cab for Cutie, Friends by Band of Skulls, Hearing Damage by Thom Yorke, Possibility by Lykke Li, A White Demon Love Song by The Killers, Satellite Heart by Anya Marina, I Belong to You by Muse

It’s that time of year when I need to remind everyone that Twilight: New Moon has an amazing soundtrack for some reason

Marginalia of black bat with giant fan like wing.

Bat, Frederick II, De arte venandi cum avibus, c.1310. 🦇 #Gothtober #BatWeek #31daysofhalloween

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

Pretending to solve the problem that he is creating, classic move.

I love them 🐸🇵🇸🐸🇵🇸🐸🐸🐸

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Sooo… what is it Rednote time again?

Just as a reminder, Bondi’s origin story in Trump world is that she said she was going to investigate Trump University, Trump sent her a $25K check and the investigation disappeared. She later became Trump’s personal defense lawyer. So yeah, don’t challenge her integrity.

Yes words meant to dehumanize real human beings is *exactly* like saying things like "predictive text can't think"

Thank you so much for this insight.

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I keep telling you they want most of us dead.

Let me get this straight. China has collapsed their exploitative for-profit housing sector, there are more houses than people who need houses. And western media wants me to believe that this is a bad thing? And China is collapsing?

Do people kiss under the Juniper tree when the clock strikes midnight on the Rapture day? What's the tradition? Please hurry up, there's like 7 minutes left.

Absolutely! Being pro-Israel and very pro Militarism really really hurt the dems with the people that I know.