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Azure security pays the bills...mostly Microsoft Sentinel and Microsoft Defender for Cloud. I spend a lot of time riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums in various bands. https://holyrollernc.bandcamp.com https://gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com

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Latest posts by fuzzbomb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Friend: “I’m not into peaty tasting Scotch”

Me: “Oh I prefer a Scotch that tastes like you got punched in the face with a campfire full of band aids.”

17.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good news, there’s a new Todd Snider album.

17.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh cool, it seems the Azure portal is just ... not working.

09.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once work today is finished it's another weekend of motorcycle stuff on deck.

09.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We'd love to see you in Charlotte again!

08.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately I didn’t run into them but I didn’t make it all the way thru the paddock.

05.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday I met a husband and wife sidecar racing team at Barber. They were already married before racing, but someone who says yes to that is the kinda person you need. 😂

05.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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@fastkidpunk.bsky.social there were some racers on hypers getting after it

05.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
Picture of a white bulldog asleep on a white dog bed. It had on a vest that says service dog.

Picture of a white bulldog asleep on a white dog bed. It had on a vest that says service dog.

This is the best picture I’ve taken this weekend.

04.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yeah. The grounds, the track itself, the museum. So good.

04.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of two motorcycles on a race track. They are in the middle of a curve. There’s a hill and trees in the background.

Picture of two motorcycles on a race track. They are in the middle of a curve. There’s a hill and trees in the background.

Kenny Roberts and Kenny Roberts Jr doing parade laps at Barber earlier today. #motosky

03.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Also sidecar racing is wild. I’m glad someone is brave enough to hang on to one of those cause you couldn’t get me on one. 🤣

02.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll keep an eye out! I’m stoked to check out the vintage motocross this year as well.

02.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a pickup truck from the right rear. It is halfway inside of a garage door. There is a motorcycle in the bed of the truck.

Picture of a pickup truck from the right rear. It is halfway inside of a garage door. There is a motorcycle in the bed of the truck.

Taking the Ducati to Barber Vintage Fest this weekend just so I can take one of my best friends 2-up on the "parade lap" that happens after racing is done for the day. My friend loves motorcycles but doesn't ride anymore and I thought she'd like to see what the track is like. #motosky

02.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be there Friday and Saturday.

Then back there next weekend for track days.

01.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd love to help.

The real show makes me re-think whether I actually know anything at all, though. :D

30.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

30.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 688    🔁 190    💬 36    📌 1

Fuck it I’m gonna go to Frost and Fire Fest.

29.09.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems like there should be a polyrhythms/polyamory joke lurking around.

25.09.2025 16:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Going to run out at lunch and get a new rear tire on the Ducati.

Jury is out on whether I come back after. :D

24.09.2025 15:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much as I love my RR, I also want to add a V4R for track days so bad.

23.09.2025 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of my grumpiest old man opinions is I really dislike themed parties/events.

20.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ENEMY IN MIRRORS, by Solicitor 10 track album

If you like good speed metal (and why wouldn’t you), check out the new Solicitor album.

solicitor-speedmetal.bandcamp.com/album/enemy-...

19.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah I’m with you on that.

18.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn that’s a bummer.

18.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well everything sucks but we’re seeing Carcass, Brujeria, and SpiritWorld tonight so at least that’ll be a 3 hour distraction from our impending doom.

17.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a flyer for a concert. It shows a drawing of a baby shaving. There are band logos on top. The names are Lungburner, Crystal Spiders, HolyRoller, Hot Ram. 
Text at the bottom says, 9/14/25 live at Boggs Social and Supply $15 7pm doors.

Picture of a flyer for a concert. It shows a drawing of a baby shaving. There are band logos on top. The names are Lungburner, Crystal Spiders, HolyRoller, Hot Ram. Text at the bottom says, 9/14/25 live at Boggs Social and Supply $15 7pm doors.

Well, playing a show in Atlanta tonight. Time to find some lunch.

14.09.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh shit, hope everything heals okay!

09.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Picture of the left side of a motorcycle focusing on the foot rest and gear shift. The kickstand is down.

Picture of the left side of a motorcycle focusing on the foot rest and gear shift. The kickstand is down.

Well I did not do a good job on photos.

08.09.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are all pharmacies a shitshow or just CVS or just the CVS locations in our city.

08.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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