vice cat lady

At @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social’s request, here is my snail lamp

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

Yes you have I posted it in the gc last month 😭

The most exciting day

because of another disease i have, i can’t have the local anesthesia that has epinephrine anymore, so i really am just screwed, lol

she ended up stopping after she was satisfied that she had gotten all of that tooth, and then she sent me to an oral surgeon for the other five teeth that needed to be removed so they could sedate me. 😅

i had to have a bunch of teeth pulled when i was a kid and the dentist though one had chipped off and was basically digging around in my gums for what felt like forever. i kept crying that it hurt and i could feel it and she kept telling me that it couldn’t. 😭😭😭

man i love getting weird validation for shit like this

whenever my left (good) hip hurts i get SO angry

the click open magnet mechanism on stereo cabinet glass doors was also sooo satisfying.

someone did this with a 2000-person contractor list when i worked for the SBA and it was incredible. HUNDREDS of replies.

Uh, DM on the other app.

I have an invite for you! Sending you a DM

The ADHD is coming from inside the house

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie
I'm guilty and I won't deny
That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place
yeah I put them in my face
and man, YUM, couldn't have enough
'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed,
But you were breakfast saving,
Your forgiveness now I'm craving

It's a lovely morning in the shtetl and you are a horrible goose.

A woman wearing a bright blue sweatshirt with a picture of a goose holding a menorah. The bottom reads “happy honk”

I put “Happy Honk” back up due to popular demand!!

This may be the last year to get anything from my shop so this is your chance!!

maimonides-nutz.creator-spring.com

To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations.

Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.

Are we really supposed to be able to concentrate on anything at this point. Like, are you shitting me, my liege

I got one of these VTech kids laptops in kindergarten (1994) but we also had a green CRT computer at home, probably an IBM but idk really.

the mothman is OUT

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social LL

Followed a bunch of law twitter folks, woke up to a decent handful of follows back, feeling a bit guilty because I am mostly going to shitpost

the albatross of good luck has crossed your timeline!

don't kill it or you will have EVIL LUCK

An idea I have is taking a nap for three straight days

A child frolicking in a field of wheat. Next to them is the Hebrew “hazorim b’dimah b’rinah yikzoru” The text to the right of them reads “Those who sow in tears Shall reap in joy” (psalms 126) Every day, every moment, we are letting go of something we loved. If someone we thought we were. Of the way we wanted the world to be. Lately, I have been thinking of it less as a “letting go,” and more as a sort of “planting.” When we plant, we are acknowledging the reality of the thing. With every seed we plant, we let go in the hope that something else will grow. In the hope of creation”

(Design based on a china pattern by Royal Worcester)

A meme from Reddit that says "It's a Beautiful Day to Tell at God" and three people staring at the sun saying "WHAT THE FUCK!?" and "COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK" and "FACE US YOU COWARD." This is how I feel as a queer, Asian woman and immigrant living in the US. I know I should not post this as a reporter, but I couldn't vote and I am worried about my next immigration application. Also anyone who doesn't want to hire me for posting stuff like this would be a bad fit.

I know I need to be mindful of what I skeet, but this has been my mood for the past several hours

Showed this to my spouse and he immediately asked if this was an enamel pin he could buy

It’s like, yeah man, republicans are being total dickheads literally everywhere literally all the time, of course he’s struggling

That’s weirdo(derogatory) behavior