Adulting is opening the other box of pop tarts before you finish the first box of pop tarts.
PS. Don't tell my mother
10.08.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Laughs at quote...drives by mall parking lot...never leaves house again...
25.05.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The first sip of coffee inside my brain...
03.05.2025 14:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I woke up to make coffee and there's Kyle in a heated phone debate over the Spastasticness of Jurassic Park 1.
Did I mention... i was coffeeless...
I'm just about to murder him when he pauses his conversation and asks...do you want Indian food? I'm buying.
So Kyle lived.
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Winter storm warning...
Your county may get snow. You may get 5-9 inches. You may not get 5-9 inches. You may get ice or not. You may get snow and ice. You may get snow or ice.
Also expect outages or not.
Panic buy milk and bread. Or don't.
Follow me for me winter storm advice..
04.01.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hello from the other side
29.12.2024 16:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sure hope one of those gifts is my...
Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...
25.12.2024 16:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is the police service that enforced COVID-19 gathering restrictions during Christmas still available?
21.12.2024 13:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
13.12.2024 13:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Your movie will continue uninterrupted after these interruptions...
29.11.2024 21:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gonna need more cereal...
29.11.2024 15:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just sitting on the floor, eating a bowl of Quisp watching
29.11.2024 14:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
29.11.2024 13:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Back in the 70s...
They made stuffing instead of potatoes...
28.11.2024 14:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Happy NewThankMasWeen
28.11.2024 14:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Noted
28.11.2024 14:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The Norwegian Blue?
He's just resting
28.11.2024 14:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Happy NewThankMasWeen
28.11.2024 14:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ant condo
18.11.2024 19:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just finished my Peppermint Mocha Coffee from Dunkin and remembered I need to brush my hair.
17.11.2024 16:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sitting by the pool thinking about saving money by switching to Geiko
17.11.2024 02:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just ate Burgers at Cook Out.
But now we got 5 hours to travel with 5 teens and a tween and no gas mask
16.11.2024 19:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Passing thru South Carolina headed to Florida...
Wait. Was that a lab monkey riding an emu?
16.11.2024 16:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When you really gotta pee but there's a high wind warning...
16.11.2024 13:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's 608 miles to Orlando. We've got half a bag of potato chips, 200 mg of caffeine, high wind warnings and we're wearing sunglasses...
16.11.2024 13:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
YouTube video by ChahMingWon1
Kimo Kahoano & Paul Natto "Aloha Friday No Work Till Monday!"
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
15.11.2024 11:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Teachers appreciate you right now. ๐
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15.11.2024 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
YouTube video by ChahMingWon1
Kimo Kahoano & Paul Natto "Aloha Friday No Work Till Monday!"
AFNWTM... the new TGIF
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
15.11.2024 10:59 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
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