All Hallows’ Eva 👻

I am really excited! The current carpet is old & basic & so faded & stained.

I may have mentioned I’m redoing my office & it’s a shambles because after painting, there wasn’t a point in putting it back together until the new carpet was installed. But then the new carpet was backordered for over a month but it’s in & being installed Monday!!!

Just barely, honestly

Illustration of a black cat with witch’s hat posed on a jack o’lantern

Seasonal kitty art 👻

If I have to answer emails, at least I can enjoy hot cider in my Halloween kitty mug while doing so.

The quicker you need to leave, the more cuddly they become!

90 minute massage time, fuck yeah!

And by ‘work’ I mostly mean scrolling tumblr while occasionally answering an email.

I’ve unintentionally trained Triton as an emotional support cat. He pestered me until I moved to work from my recliner so he could nap on my lap & hasn’t moved at all. Forcing me to chill out & calm down.

Ugh, is it luteal phase again already?? Everything is pissing me off this morning.

(Yes, I am watching The Mummy (1999) right now.)

I do regret that I’ve never had a boyfriend at Halloween to play Rick O’Connell to my Evie Carnahan.

Oh man, the middle-schoolization of my nephew has started. Yesterday he told me I had ‘skibidi rizz’ and he kept shouting ‘aura!’ randomly. 🙄

Ooh, going to look for these at mine!

Right? I have no quarrel with pleather or faux fur but c’mon!!!

*vegan cashmere* 🙄 it’s fucking PLASTIC omg. GTFO.

Super impressive how ADHD can make me so antsy with boredom while wanting to scream from feeling overwhelmed/overstimulated AT THE SAME TIME.

Cold enough to wear my emotional support hoodie for the first time since April. 🥶

We got frost overnight. I’m so sad the cold is back. I may have to turn the heat on!

A very funny thing on my TL where late-night mutuals posted about all the times they completed assignments on the fly, hours before deadline, and the early morning posters talk about how anxious that makes them. Feels very adhd/night owl-coded. 😂

Signed on to an email that my only meeting today was canceled, let’s keep those good vibes rolling!!

Menu describing the ‘MD crush’ which has vodka, two kinds of orange juice & blood orange cider

The MD crush with a MD flag garnish

If there’s one thing Maryland is gonna do, it’s slap our state flag on everything & be extra about it.

Still on baby watch, now 9 days past the due date!! Will be super funny if he is born on Sunday, my niece’s (his cousin) birthday.

I made banana bread this morning! It’s DELICIOUS. (With walnuts & chocolate chips, of course!)

Does anyone remember where I packed away my Halloween tees? Cause I don’t & I checked the four most obvious places.

Mark down this day: a friend sent a photo of us & I thought ‘wow, I look good!’ Instead of immediately searching for & cataloguing every perceived flaw.

I have done so many cat-cow stretches this morning, perhaps reading on my phone on my side in bed until 1am is… bad?

2 things:

- I am ALL in on Bad Bunny now
- I love that Jon Hamm doesn’t seem to do anything now except show up in the SNL audience

Like I wouldn’t do the same damn thing if I were her…

Starting Halloween movie watching with Clue. (Absolutely a Halloween movie, i will not accept criticism.)