Lil Mikey Dickballz

I didn't think they were real either until a guy walked into a dumpling place very late at night the other night with dozens of them safety pinned to his clothes so I guess so.

They played Judas in a passion play at The Flea a year or two before being cast in John Wick and my god.

I haven't dared to touch the dishwasher since I installed it.

‘Things keep evolving into anteaters.’ Odd animals arose at least 12 separate times Findings speak to the dramatic impact ants and termites can have on mammalian evolution

Anteaters are truly the crabs of land. www.science.org/content/arti...

I ate my tiny gummy bears and now I don't have any tiny gummy bears. This is the great tragedy of all time.

Those are gloriously beautiful beans.

Currently (or maybe just recently?) on display at the Brooklyn Museum!

I get tons of theater ads on Instagram but I also see tons of theater. I've been assuming it's a tracking cookies thing but maybe it's just a location thing? Anyway, as a play guy who doesn't usually go for musicals, Mincemeat is great.

I think it started in food allergy world. At least that's where I first heard it, way before 2011.

So many creepy pics of Trump with Ivanka exist, including this one in which it looks like she’s giving him a lap dance:

ok everyone's seen the trump with epstein photos by now, after years of the media pretending they didn't exist. good progress. next step is making sure everyone who is like "uh this all is sketchy but surely the president isn't literally a pedophile" sees this gross photo

Some potatoes are white on the inside, and some are purple. Cats are mostly red.

#catsandpotatoes

I think they're out there already! Some of the current Midea window air conditioners are available in "with heating" versions, just in the last couple weeks.

Yes, please.

I can't see AmericaPartyX without thinking of American History X.

A lot of right wing loonies also refuse to use toilet paper. I bet Charlie Kirk's anus itches a lot more than average.

You didn't need a video of a Red Panda eating grapes, but here you go #bluesky ... 😊

As a fellow old person, get checked and maybe ask for a little PT even if you're not in pain! Rolling it once can lead to rolling it again, worse, and it's better to get stronger after an invite than weaker.

And, God willing, he'll spoil Adams at the same time. Split the corrupt, criminal weirdo vote.

I don't know how this has changed in the last fifteen years, but I used to live near the eastern-most vegetable market on a very busy subway line. I knew many people who lived further out, near stations, who came to my station every week to buy food because produce further out was so bad/pricy.

Might have been this place? serendibfruits.com

I can't remember for the life of me, but there's not much else in homestead! So hopefully it's findable.

There's a great fruit place in homestead (just south of Miami) that grows lots of unusual things.

Oh for sure! But anything that can be done to end the kind of desperation that makes a man agree to canvas for Coumo is a thing worth doing.

$30 doesn't seem crazy in a world where Cuomo had to pay $80/hr to get people to canvas for him...

Banker bros on my train today were talking about trying to bring Bloomberg out of retirement...

In honor of last night's mayoral primary, here's Andrew Cuomo blowing through a stop sign in his Dodge Charger in Manhattan on Monday.

I REFUSE to hear any more false claims that the man lacks experience governing!

Well yes, but ALSO the Senate race isn't for almost another four years. Por que no los dos?

Banker bros on my train this morning are shoooock. They're praying that Bloomberg comes out of retirement to run for a fourth term as a write-in.