Things they do not tell you about a Cambridge chaplainβs life. Iβm working from home this morning writing the Sunday sermon, and washing and ironing the communion linen for tonight. A PhD doesnβt mean you donβt use an iron.
18.02.2026 09:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you sincerely cannot figure out, in February 2026, whether youβd rather be governed by the worst, weakest, most feckless, most moderate Democrat, or the bloodthirsty fascist who has systematically dismantled American government and tormented its people, you are either a moron or a collaborator
17.02.2026 10:05 β π 240 π 32 π¬ 3 π 4
Began the morning thinking he was hosting the Acting Bishop of Ely at Evensong. By lunch he realises he's got the Bishop-Elect of Edinburgh on his hands.
15.02.2026 13:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes, it would. Which is also why it might be a more effective form of protest. 'Church prosecutes clergy for wedding strike on behalf of LGBTQ+ folk...'
13.02.2026 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Every so often the idea of a 'wedding strike' until we can offer blessings to LGBTQ+ folk occurs to me as a good idea.
13.02.2026 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The request to use someoneβs preferred pronouns is not an act of violence or oppression. It is a summons to courtesy. Refusal to do so is performative cruelty masquerading as self-proclaimed integrity.
13.02.2026 08:29 β π 32 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
This fucking court wonβt let ANYTHING self-identify
11.02.2026 19:36 β π 2202 π 310 π¬ 20 π 0
Reads a claim that 'beauty' is an apolitical category, and laughs ass off.
11.02.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Weβre all feeling righteous, angry, and fratricidally vindicated. But the most pressing question is how we avoid the disaster of a Reform government. You might have to eat something distasteful to avoid eating something deadly.
08.02.2026 22:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βCuanfβ is actually quite pleasing to say out loud. You can even double it as a salutation or a goodbye.
βCuanf cuanf, Pete, give my love to your family.β
βThanks, Tori, good doing business with you. Cuanf cuanf!β
I would like to propose this addition to the lexicon.
07.02.2026 08:22 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
As a big DS9/Capt Sisko fan back in the day, I loved last night's Starfleet Academy episode. Total fan service, and I am here to be served.
06.02.2026 16:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If one of our students posted a picture of a black student's head on a monkey's body they would face disciplinary action for racial harassment.
06.02.2026 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm going to admit to enjoying Starfleet Academy
05.02.2026 22:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fascists are afraid of everything
05.02.2026 22:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Three rules in FBI firearm training:
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Donβt put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you donβt like
03.02.2026 16:50 β π 16600 π 6096 π¬ 715 π 287
That the DOJ seems to be protecting Trump, yet accidentally identifies victims and releases their naked pictures, including of minors, says so much about this present moment.
One part evil, one part shit-show.
03.02.2026 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I come from a spiritual tradition that holds that disproportionate power and wealth are dangerous to the human soul. Looking at what's coming out about the Epstein files, it's kind of 'exhibit A'.
03.02.2026 12:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
hi, part of my job is being with grieving people and I want to say to you very gently
DO NOT DO THIS, STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS A THING
01.02.2026 16:27 β π 183 π 47 π¬ 9 π 0
Free Don Lemon is not the slogan I expected for 2026
30.01.2026 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kind of excited to be going to see Craig Finn tonight at the Union Chapel.
30.01.2026 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nothing like the possibility of a distraction war.
28.01.2026 16:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The insight of a dual national. Those who question how you can love two countries, and have two homes, do not understand the nature of love. Love grows in capacity with use.
26.01.2026 20:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by Pete Seeger - Topic
John Brown's Body
25.01.2026 21:18 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
It seems Starmer was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. It's perdition all the same.
25.01.2026 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
24.01.2026 21:39 β π 3364 π 1486 π¬ 171 π 263
The BBC's coverage of the murder of Alex Pertti is embarrassing. Call things what they are.
25.01.2026 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I woke up this morning finding I no longer have easy access to an unthought universalism. Howβs everyone else doing?
25.01.2026 07:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Defund ICE or shut the government down. This is the moderate position.
24.01.2026 20:15 β π 4773 π 871 π¬ 106 π 34
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
25.01.2026 01:18 β π 47180 π 18214 π¬ 1016 π 1859
BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident.
ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.
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