Ben Slusky

Wishing someone would primary Velázquez. Her politics are ok with me but she's been in Congress for 33 years now and... really done nothing more than show up?

the moral of the story here is, after committing a serious crime, immediately google

• how to prove innocence falsely accused
• normal to feel deep empathy for others?
• recipes that take four hours to make starting at 9pm
• how to report legitimate windfall to irs reddit
• best orphan charities

Fr how could Keith be so heartless as to not give his lunch to that poor squirrel

Empires, I guess? All of the empires that colonized Africa and the Americas came from Western Europe, and they were all Catholic and/or Protestant. Most of the missionaries in the colonies were colonists.

Well, Odo had linked with the Founder so it wasn't just verbal recall. But still, yes, she was working from Odo's impressions of one vagina

'Cause she looks like she's just been through some shit

Oh and that invites the question: when Odo showed the Founder "how solids experience intimacy," WT(literal)F did he show her??

Intercourse, PA

Statements and also actions like this: refusing to cut back government aid to people in need. Just don't ask her about expanding the ACA.

Except for "those weird black hats who fuck their wives through holes in sheets."

... from the fall of the Roman Empire to the Black Plague to 9/11 to COVID. This view is still staggeringly popular around the world.

And here in America, the dominant, benign view of Jews is that most of us are just mainline Protestants with a couple extra beliefs and practices "layered on top."

I mean, those aren't the only two views. Not by a longshot.

Most importantly, you're forgetting the Protocols view, in which the Jews are a malevolent octopus-like entity, manipulating and strangling the world from the shadows, having caused every calamity in the history of civilization...

Flurries?? AYFKM??!

I knew it was AAPAC all along

This is true, Gemini confirms that "juicide" and "juice" have the same letters

I learned it in gym class sometime between 1993 and 1995.

It's hard enough for citizens and bureaucrats to keep names and addresses up-to-date without bringing gender in as well. Not recording gender is a win all around.

When I read this I thought, could poll workers challenge voters over a discrepancy in apparent gender??

Aha! Turns out that your voter record in New York only has the information needed to confirm your eligibility to vote. Gender is not recorded. No record, no challenge, no problem.

Date of birth is better for that. If that's not enough then put place of birth on the ID and use that as well.

Fun fact: poll workers in New York are supposed to check the voter's DOB when they sign in to vote, and challenge the voter if there is a clear discrepancy with their apparent age.

There's also a kri/ktiv in 1 Kings 7:23 that alludes to a very accurate estimate of the circumference of a ten-cubit-diameter circle, which could have been known to Jewish sages in Ezra's time, if not Solomon's.

This just in: AG Bondi brings SCOTUS case to nullify the 19th Amendment

Such brave

Much warrior

Wow

Amaze

If they had hard data on that, they could also settle the question of whether a hot dog is a sandwich

Well, what do the foxes say about this?

GOP strategist tells Americans about to lose food assistance to make ‘better choices’ Republican strategist Lindy Li on Friday told the 42 million Americans expected to lose food assistance starting Saturday that they should be “making better choices” so that they don’t have to rely on...

Reminder to my fellow Americans to vote this Tuesday! Your vote for your next mayor, sheriff, comptroller, state assembly, judge, etc. could change your life! Make good choices!

Reminds me of the 2020 Democratic presidential debate where Biden boasted that the only black woman to serve as a US senator (meaning Carol Moseley Braun) endorsed him. The camera then cut to Kamala, who was also in the debate, going WTF?

Why Ditch Daylight Saving Time? Why Save Standard Time?

Highway exit ramp meme shows a car frantically swerving from "Buying a quality docking station" to "This DHGFFJKYRSU brand dock is 55 bucks"

Got it, quality all the way

I was looking at the gold embroidery like, uhh, it says... what now?