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THE MAINSTREAM JEWISH COMMUNAL DEVIL'S BARGAIN WITH WHITE SUPREMACY HURTS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AND AS MAGA HAS MADE CLEAR IT ALWAYS BACKFIRES

Solidarity is the only way home

has always been

collective liberation or bust loves

"It's hard for me to care about Riley Gaines tying for fifth when my swim coach is accused of raping my teammates.”

A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!

Some Black Jews feel more ostracized from Jewish communities post-Oct. 7, survey finds In a survey of 104 Black Jews, 62% of respondents reported “increased marginalization” in a Jewish community or space after Oct. 7.

today's least surprising data:

"62% of [Black Jewish] respondents reported “increased marginalization” in a Jewish community or space after Oct. 7"

(I used to have amazing concert ticket acquisition skills, you guys)

All the free Butterball Thanksgiving Hosting Pants sold out in 20 seconds. WHO IS RUNNING A PANTS SCALPING RING? IS BUTTERBALL IN BED WITH THE PANTS SCALPING RING?

Butterball-branded Thanksgiving Hosting Pants

going to use my early 00s concert ticket acquisition skills to score free Thanksgiving Hosting Pants

Here's the email for Sunday Morning. I just sent one, and I hope you will, too. And if anyone can connect me with fellow IU alum Jane Pauley, I'd appreciate it. And so will all the other women in sports he's terrorized for the last 10 years.

sundays@cbsnews.com

Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct

When the only moments of peace I got were while sitting on the R for 25 stops (choosing one local instead of 2 expresses), I liked the boxed in psycho seat

everybody in NYC run to the window and shout “it’s snowing!”

As always, two minutes too late 🤪

virtue signalling is good actually

A “Cuomo: Ready on Day One” sign abandoned and wind-blown on a NYC sidewalk

Nelson from the Simpsons points and says “ha ha”

Jonathan Greenblatt ADL

I'm Jewish, I was born in New York City. My grandparents were immigrants from Europe. My grandfather opened a kosher dairy restaurant in lower Manhattan. Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL is a bigot who doesn't speak for me. Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!

The mayor elect with his Transition team: every single one a woman.

NYT Oped page headline: “did women ruin the workplace?”

I know you’re all sick and tired of hearing about New York City, but here’s what our mayor-elect is up to, while here is what our most important newspaper is up to.

We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply

i will not let the doomerism win

I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment

thrilled for her

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

we're allowed to want better for ourselves than aging rapists and the rape apologists who support them

There are more of us than there are of them.

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Can’t wait to give the finger to Islamophobes as I ride past them on the free bus

My mother suggests Cuomo should go run for mayor of ”Fart Blossom, Texas”

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

Somewhere the worst billionaire you know is writing a very long tweet thread about Israel and the mayoral election.

All you anti Muslim bigots who spread nothing but the most vile hate against Mamdani, I'm here for your meltdowns and tantrums.

I'm all the way petty.

Your tears are sugar for my chai.