jenna 👽

i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS

needle nose pliers, text overlaid: Hollow Knight; Silksong.

Character Hornet from the game Silksong

Playing Silksong and seeing Hornet groan and get all weak like that like I get it girl I got IBS too

a page of many small drawings of fungi on dead leaves and twigs. they are all very tall and skinny with small caps, mostly white or light brown (with a couple red), and in groups. the background is tan with a white mycelium pattern. signed layaroseart.com

I'm really obsessed with dead leaves and tiny spindly fungi at the moment

#art

final fantasy tictacs

How would you even get the permits to build a highway to the danger zone?

A photo looking up at a jet in the sky flying past and it has four contrails behind in the colours cyan magenta yellow and black.

Inkjet.

Panel 1: A father in a blue shirt and khaki pants is holding up the world (represented by a small version of planet Earth) in front of his daughter. The daughter has messy hair with a braid going above the ears on both sides, to the back where it becomes a ponytail, and wears a pink t-shirt and yellow skirt. She is reaching for the world. The father says "Daughter. Like any good father, I want to give you the world." Panel 2: Closeup of her little pants reaching for the world, which is resting in his big hand. Panel 3: The father pulls his hand away, out of reach of this little hands, which are now uncertain and defeated. The background darkens. Panel 4: "... If you can TAKE it from me," says the father. They are now in space, seemingly atop a solid pond reflecting the stars. The father is drippling the world between his legs, stanced up for some 1v1, with a basketball hoop behind him. The daughter looks on in the foreground.

LMAOBTAID (laughing my ass off because the alternative is despair)

Look who kicked the bucket last night. I’ll raise a toast to that!🍻🥂 Have a great weekend.

When Your Room Turns into Mount Doom... 🔥

How I feel when preparing 5x the recommended amount of pizza rolls

gandalf

happy birthday to the father of fireworks

in principled protest of the celebrations of evil that take place on the 4th of july imn going to play video games

RecursivePlant 266d Costco Pepperoni Pizza [a woman's hand holding a piece of pizza. her nail polish matches the color of the pepperoni]

thinking about her again

Happy thummer tholthtith everyone!

me: everything bagel plz

him: even war?

me: onion bagel plz

A relationship should be 50/50

I share my character lore and world building for you to gush over, and you share your character lore and world building for me to gush over

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I suspect that the "loneliness epidemic" has been with us as long as we've been a species, and is in fact one of our defining characteristics, now dressed in a new name. who among us does not feel the unbreachable gulf between self and other? who among us has ever been free of the hunger to loved

@Dexerto: After 80 hours of playtime, OpenAI's "smartest model to date" has obtained two Gym Badges in Pokemon Red

Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.

Travel Forecast for Thursday as generated by the Weather Star 4000+ emulator. At the bottom my humidity of 7% and dew point of 21°F. Everything is washed out like an analog NTSC television image, which I did by overlaying shaderglass with an NTSC shader.

Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com

changing my name to Molly so that pretty girls stick me under their bras and sneak me into raves